Things without rhyme or reason

All of the above ! but the one that makes me growl like a bear is when people cant say excuse me but instead stand there and look at you as if you can read their mind or even worse barge past. Another thing that gets on my goat( which happened yesterday) is when you are stood in a queue and the person behind as to stand so close to you that the are stuck to you, my solution to that is to take a step backwards on to their toes then smile sweetly apologise and say oh dear i didnt realise you were stood so close. Grr rant over

The rules of the UK benefit system. Sorry just bitter and twisted atm.

Childproof locks of any kind which can defy the machinations of a quantum physicist but pop open when touched by a two year old.

A phenomenon I was reminded of yesterday was, I got into the car and drove to the supermarket. All fine. When I came out and sat in the car to drive home, I had to pull the seat forward because my legs hardly reached the pedals.

It is so true!

??? Elegran That video!

Love the video Elegran

Elegran that video is hiarious!

The very long lead on my floor steamer that is too long to wrap around the bits it's meant to. It falls off every time.
Actually - leads from all electrical items that twist and entwine - particularly round the TV set up.

Why do birds who have been gorging on fruit decide to poo on my white washing, but never on old gardening clothes?

Same thing with cans of sardines.

or the ring pull on the can of corned beef that fails halfway through

Or like now when I just finished a long story and it disappeared before my eyes, so freaking annoying.

Ring pulls on cans that pull off before the can is open.
Hard disc recorder that doesn't
The bjggest gripe at the moment is a supplier that doesn't when he says he will. How is that ok?

Why are jars of coffee, drinking chocolate etc always taller than the teaspoon that the instructions tell you to measure the damn stuff with? Fine when the jar is full, but when it's nearly empty.... grrr!

Those irritating ribbon things in tops and blouses that are supposed to be wrapped round the clothes hangers, but never are! I chop 'em off!

Being tired and very sleepy in my armchair only to find it impossible to drop off when tucked up in bed.

Plonking yourself on a lavatory seat to find it wobbles violently to one side.
Sitting down on a lavatory to find it has been urinated on.
Sitting down on a lavatory to find the lid is still on.
Pulling on flesh coloured tight to find that there is a ladder running up the back. Sqeezing some squidgy plastic container with the last of expensive makeup in it, to find it then splurges onto the floor.
Having lipstick stuck to my teeth.
Hardly touching some item in a shop and it promptly falls onto the floor.
Snagging a nail when I am out and finding I haven't got a file with me.

Trisher, I complained to M & S after buying two blouses, same garment, in two different colours. I bought the second one because the first was such a good fit, but the second didn't fit nearly so well. I was told that different colours of the same garment were often produced in different factories, hence the discrepancy.

Pigglywiggly and -Pollyperkins* Have they been speaking to the man in this video?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1_QTm-wpsY

Exaltedwombat, please explain why. (Where I used to work a friend there used "puppies" as a euphemism for boobies). I am very confused.

Manicure just finished looking wonderful although still just a little tacky ; need to go to the loo !!!! Every time and yes I always go before the manicure starts

Piggly wiggly - because no doubt they do as you put them in! My son used to say much the same before he left home: 'I've noticed that if I drop dirty clothes on the floor, thy reappear washed and ironed as if by magic a couple of days later." Said with a winning, if cheeky smile!

Why does my BT vision box need to update / reboot 10 minutes from the end of an exciting programme?

Why do my family believe that if they leave dirty cups, plates etc on the worktop above the dishwasher they will find their own way inside it?

Wondering would time2rhyme belong on this thread ?