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Gransnet today....Just my opinion.

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merlotgran Sun 27-Nov-16 11:43:46

Don't want to completely hi-jack the 'Christmas in four words' thread so I've started this one. Feel free to shoot me down. I don't do flouncing. grin

Some time ago, the 'What does Gransnet mean to you?'thread developed into a 'Bring back jingl' campaign. Despite this, it has become clear that we are not entitled to an explanation as to why she is still shackled to the naughty step

We inhabit a goldfish bowl which must be respectable to the outside world looking in on an ageing cyber community. Old people are only expected to be curmudgeonly in books and TV nonsense. Manufactured threads about growing old disgracefully are perfectly acceptable so long as they fit the approved template which has been set by people who are NOT as old as we are.

All well and good until a situation causes a ding-dong. We must be ever mindful that Gransnet is a business relying on advertising revenue. Swearing is tolerated on Mumsnet because it's acceptable in the young and feisty whereas the 'one foot in the grave' club have to leave all that behind and remember our opinions don't really count any more.

The political threads are argumentative because that's politics. You can't put a straight jacket on a well informed if opiniated point of view which is as it should be. Folk who hide behind the sofa when all hell breaks loose should know better than to get caught in the cross-fire.

So....We're allowed to moan about Brexit, complain about our aches and pains and chat about telly dramas/adverts/music. We willingly offer support to complete strangers even though it often comes back to bite us. I'm not the only one who can spot a set-up. Above all, we must remain bland!

There were two members who railed against this. One is sadly no longer with us and the other has been kicked into touch for being too outspoken. Unsurprisingly, they rarely saw eye to eye but that's LIFE!

I'm off to put the joint in the oven. I might even start a thread about it. hmm

Only joking!

Granny23 Mon 05-Dec-16 22:48:58

Having no idea why 'Jessie' I decided to Google it (I'm surprised that Elegran didn't beat me to it wink ) This is what I found:

Jessie : noun a weak or effeminate man.

A Scottish and northern English term of ridicule which has become widespread since the mid-1970s, partly due to the influence of comics such as the Scot, Billy Connolly. It is synonymous with nellie and big girl’s blouse.
There are two proposed derivations for the word; the first is simply a borrowing of the female name as a term of endearment, the second is a Biblical reference to ‘a rod out of the stem of Jesse’, giving rise to jokes on the subject of masturbation, etc.

OOOer, Missus.

Now I'm wondering about CISSY as in a big cissy = a mammy's boy.

Linsco56 Mon 05-Dec-16 22:43:40

And then there's the Jakey! Usually a hopeless drunkard.

"See that auld Jakey? He jist papped his empty superlager can ontae the verandah."

Elegran Mon 05-Dec-16 22:36:00

I wonder if it is because the man's name Jesse is so like the woman's name Jessie, so a big Jessie is a sweetie-wife (great soft lump of a man)? That is just a guess.

gillybob Mon 05-Dec-16 22:28:52

Am I right in thinking that means

"Go (away) and boil your head" Daphnebroom ? grin

I know what the term "Jessie" means I just wondered if anyone knew why Jessie?

Elegran Mon 05-Dec-16 22:21:40

It'll sink under its own weight soon, Daphne it is floundering already.

Elegran Mon 05-Dec-16 22:18:37

Isn't there a saying something like, with beer you're full before you're fu' but with whisky you're fu' before you're full? I may have got that wrong.

DaphneBroon Mon 05-Dec-16 22:14:41

No grannyknot, it is fu' as in "full"!!

DaphneBroon Mon 05-Dec-16 22:13:53

winkwink This actually belongs on another thread which must remain nameless,I leave you to guess which one, but suffice it to say I should not greet were it to slide gracefully beneath the waves ? of Active Conversations, but I have been so tempted to say
"Awa' an bile yer heid !"

Grannyknot Mon 05-Dec-16 22:12:03

I've remembered another expression that my MIL would use: to say someone is "foo" when they've had too much to drink. It would always make me laugh. Where does it come from? The word, I mean. "Fool" perhaps?

callgirl1 Mon 05-Dec-16 22:05:50

There`s a little café in Kintyre called Big Jessie`s. Apparently the owner used to be an office manager in Glasgow, when he told his workmates he was leaving to open a beachside café, they called him a Big Jessie!

harrigran Mon 05-Dec-16 18:57:31

Don't know about Jessie but it was used a lot in our neighbourhood to mean a big softie boy. My mother used to tut a lot about it as her name was Jessie grin

Jane10 Mon 05-Dec-16 13:03:15

Oops and its 'pitting' not putting!

Jane10 Mon 05-Dec-16 13:02:27

I see my phone has refused to believe I said 'mither' instead of mother! Its such a posh phone (or I should preview!blush)

Jane10 Mon 05-Dec-16 13:00:47

When I was at school (hundreds of years ago), occasionally we would have readings from a Scots language bible. We loved it. It was so funny hearing our very posh English headmistress going on about 'the mother putting the wean in a barrie' at the Christmas service.

gillybob Mon 05-Dec-16 12:39:48

Thank you for the explanation harrigran sounds right.

Now, any idea about "Jessie"?

Reading your "Head, shoulders, knees and toes" Granny23 I noticed the word "neb".

That's a Geordie word too for nose. As in "keep yer neb oot" grin

harrigran Mon 05-Dec-16 12:13:46

I think Ganzee comes from Guernsey as in knitwear akin to a Jersey. The islands had traditional patterns for jumpers and the island name would become synonymous for the garment you were wearing.

Granny23 Mon 05-Dec-16 11:54:11

My DGC have had a lady come to school in the run up to St Andrews Day, teaching them songs and poems in Scots, so we have had an outbreak of speaking Broad Scots/Doric among them and their friends. I particularly like this:

Heid n shodders, knaps n taes, knaps n taes
Heid n shodders, knaps n taes, knaps n taes
Een n lugs n mooth n neb
Heid n shodders, knaps n taes, knaps n taes

BTW the spell checker has turned every word of this RED.

gillybob Mon 05-Dec-16 11:29:45

Also where did the word "Ganzee" (sp?) come from? confused

gillybob Mon 05-Dec-16 11:28:50

Things often disappear into "Scotch Mist" here in Geordieland too trisher and we say "get outta me road" meaning "move" too gagagran.

Does anyone know where the term "Jessie" came from? As in "he's a reet Jessie" or "you look like a reet Jessie" confused why Jessie? Why not Beryl or Gilly?

Swanny Mon 05-Dec-16 11:20:32

All these colloquialisms have reminded me so much of my Yorkshire and Scottish ancestry - thanks everyone.

At our St Andrews Day fish supper last week we had paper napkins with various Scottish Graces printed on them, one of which was as follows -

Doon wi' yer heid
And up wi' yer paws,
And thank the Lord
For a guid pair o' jaws
grin

This thread has come a long way from the OP and reflects what happens in 'real life' conversations. As such it's a great example of the ability of GNers to rise above acrimony and develop harmony flowers

gettingonabit Mon 05-Dec-16 10:57:12

Never heard "flatter shoe" or "pavilion end"..grin.

I quite like "lady garden" for..um..down there.

Alima Mon 05-Dec-16 10:27:34

"Bowls from the pavilion end". That one was lost on me!

Jane10 Mon 05-Dec-16 09:56:31

Oh yes 'takes the other bus', 'bats for the other side', or Jimmy Carr's euphemism for lesbians 'favours the flatter shoe'. Don't know where that leaves me though - I certainly favour the flatter shoe despite being happily married for 40 years.

gettingonabit Mon 05-Dec-16 09:53:15

Oh yes, the periods! Having the painters in, visiting aunties, on the rag, on the blob....smile. Or, thankfully, for me, just "on".

I have a gay friend. DD asked if friend had a boyfriend. I said, "no, she's on the other bus"....my euph for describing someone gay.

Took ages for the penny to drop with dd.

Alima Mon 05-Dec-16 08:48:02

Christinefrance, yes, the euphemisms for periods. Once told by a friend that "her Aunty had come to stay". What!