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Gransnet today....Just my opinion.

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merlotgran Sun 27-Nov-16 11:43:46

Don't want to completely hi-jack the 'Christmas in four words' thread so I've started this one. Feel free to shoot me down. I don't do flouncing. grin

Some time ago, the 'What does Gransnet mean to you?'thread developed into a 'Bring back jingl' campaign. Despite this, it has become clear that we are not entitled to an explanation as to why she is still shackled to the naughty step

We inhabit a goldfish bowl which must be respectable to the outside world looking in on an ageing cyber community. Old people are only expected to be curmudgeonly in books and TV nonsense. Manufactured threads about growing old disgracefully are perfectly acceptable so long as they fit the approved template which has been set by people who are NOT as old as we are.

All well and good until a situation causes a ding-dong. We must be ever mindful that Gransnet is a business relying on advertising revenue. Swearing is tolerated on Mumsnet because it's acceptable in the young and feisty whereas the 'one foot in the grave' club have to leave all that behind and remember our opinions don't really count any more.

The political threads are argumentative because that's politics. You can't put a straight jacket on a well informed if opiniated point of view which is as it should be. Folk who hide behind the sofa when all hell breaks loose should know better than to get caught in the cross-fire.

So....We're allowed to moan about Brexit, complain about our aches and pains and chat about telly dramas/adverts/music. We willingly offer support to complete strangers even though it often comes back to bite us. I'm not the only one who can spot a set-up. Above all, we must remain bland!

There were two members who railed against this. One is sadly no longer with us and the other has been kicked into touch for being too outspoken. Unsurprisingly, they rarely saw eye to eye but that's LIFE!

I'm off to put the joint in the oven. I might even start a thread about it. hmm

Only joking!

Charleygirl Tue 06-Dec-16 11:52:21

A turnip

Galen Tue 06-Dec-16 11:52:07

I call a neep a swede

gettingonabit Tue 06-Dec-16 11:50:38

What's a neep?

Elegran Tue 06-Dec-16 11:50:12

"Nursing her wrath tae keep it warm." Burns could paint very graphic word pictures. You can just see Tam's missis prowling round the house waiting for him to come home, getting more angry every minute while she plans what she will say when he staggers through the door.

DH worked with a woman who would sit for half an hour on the bus each morning going over in her mind the latest aggravation. By the time she arrived at work a slight disagreement the previous evening had become grounds for divorce, and she would bite the head off the first person to speak to her.

Charleygirl Tue 06-Dec-16 11:49:16

One word we have not mentioned is "bisom" or is it "beesom". I would be described as a wee bisom if I had been naughty for any reason.

I call a turnip a turnip and not a swede. Another word I use is brambles where as in London they appear to be called blackberries.

I have been told a few times to go an bile ma heid as a child and even as an adult. I think that was a Fife expression.

harrigran Tue 06-Dec-16 11:21:09

DH said he always called a turnip a narkie I don't think I ever called a vegetable anything but the correct name, my mum was Hyacinth so I had to talk nicely grin

FarNorth Tue 06-Dec-16 11:17:10

queenie's mum maybe was puggled after eating too much. Then she'd need to have a good swadge!

gillybob Tue 06-Dec-16 10:14:56

A turnip has always been a "Snadgie" to me FarNorth

We always called the truant man the "wag man" as in "playing the wag", (not that I ever did).

Thank you for your explanation re Jessie Elegran and Granny23 I still can't understand why Jessie though as there are other shared male/female versions of names. As Johnny Cash said, "Life aint easy for a boy named Sue" grin

DaphneBroon Tue 06-Dec-16 10:02:42

"Fair puggled" = knackered!

grannyqueenie Tue 06-Dec-16 08:32:54

My mum.used to say she was "puggled" if she'd eaten to.much and talk about someone being "fu as a whelk" if they'd drunk too much and she always complained of "hirpling" if she'd walked a lot! Isn't language fascinating? grin

Grannyknot Tue 06-Dec-16 08:13:10

Thanks Daphne and everyone. smile

DaphneBroon Tue 06-Dec-16 07:52:49

"Puggy " in my part of the Borders meant "truant" and the School Attendance Officer was universally known as "the puggy man"

Jane10 Tue 06-Dec-16 06:14:54

A puggy, as in 'fu as a puggy' is a fruit machine/slot machine. It was expected to be full of small change.
Jessie for effeminate male was in common use long before the 1970s!

FarNorth Tue 06-Dec-16 01:46:34

Monkey?
I always knew a puggie as a belly/tummy.

Tumshie is a turnip.

Granny23 Tue 06-Dec-16 01:11:04

The mosses, waters, slaps and styles
That lie between him and his hame
Where sits his sulky, sullen Dame
Gaitherin her brows like a gaitherin storm
Nursing her wrath tae keep it warm.

Galen Tue 06-Dec-16 00:09:24

He thinks not on the Lang Scots miles

Granny23 Mon 05-Dec-16 23:44:35

Yes indeed Galen Tam was 'gettin fu and unco happy'

I think unco is a shortened form of uncommonly.

Galen Mon 05-Dec-16 23:40:08

Isn't fou in 'Tam o Shanter?'

Linsco56 Mon 05-Dec-16 23:36:44

I remember that expression but I think it was a 'a big tumshie'

annodomini Mon 05-Dec-16 23:36:02

Drunk was 'fu' as a puggie'. According to the Urban Dictionary, a 'puggie' in Lowland Scots is a monkey.

annodomini Mon 05-Dec-16 23:33:00

I don't know if this word existed or if it was my mother's invention but in our household a mummy's boy or softie was known as 'a big tumfie'.

Elegran Mon 05-Dec-16 23:07:53

Or it could be one of those pseudo-explanations, assuming a link because it is similar.

Elegran Mon 05-Dec-16 23:06:10

Cissie/sissie - I have found references linking it with Cecil/Cecilia, meaning blind. That could be a link to meaning weak and unmanly.

Elegran Mon 05-Dec-16 22:58:47

Sweetie-wife is another word I've only heard in Scotland. I don't think it means a gay man, more a rather sentimental one - many a grandfather who is definitely not gay admits to being a sweetie-wife.

Elegran Mon 05-Dec-16 22:55:46

Back to Google, Granny23?