Unfortunate juxtaposition

Oh I love Wright Hassall and all the others.

I had a dentist called Mr. Howell and a doctor called Dr. Sidebottom. He introduced himself as Dr. Sidey Botem. It was hard not to smile.

There was a Chinese Takeaway near where I lived called The Silver Fish and Chips.

There's a firm of solicitors called Wright Hassall.

Oh Daphne - you have really made me laugh - not a bad thing on such a wet and miserable day. Thank you!!

Hadaway, harrigran? I do hope he didn't have a partner called S****man.

I also worked with a nurse named De'ath

I knew of a man named Rubin Mycock I kid you not his sons had changed their name by deed poll....he wasn't English and probably didn't understand the meaning ...

I know a prison officer called Ivor Cell and a musician called Frank Sharp - F Sharp.

I used to know a nurse with the surname Nurse.

My mother's dentist was called Mr Gagg.

I used to see adverts for dance classes, with Mr and Mrs Stiff. I hope they weren't.

I once knew someone whose surname was Stiff and his christian name was Ivor. That is absolutely true , what were his parents thinking.

When I was in a military hospital a very long time ago my consultant was Aldis Balls I am truly not kidding you

I used to work with a Nurse D'eath and a Nurse Nightingale- you'd rather have the latter to nurse you.

A lovely dentist not far from where I live is called Mr Nasher.

In the past, I've gone to two dentists, Dr. Payne and Dr. Hirt. Neither one, fortunately, did not live up to his name.

There used to be a solicitor in Newcastle called Hadaway, if you're not a Geordie it's not funny

There used to be a dentist in this area called Mr. L'Tooth
I kid you not

Continuing the Asthma UK theme - his MIL Ada and cousin visiting from Turkey Mustapha?

snort!!

There's a name for it - nominative determinism.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism
"The term was first used in the magazine New Scientist in 1994, after the magazine's humorous Feedback column noted several studies carried out by researchers with remarkably fitting surnames. These included a book on polar explorations by Daniel Snowman and an article on urology by researchers named Splatt and Weedon."

Well that was a bit of a mistake Asthma UK.

And his wife Ava?