Not to myself out loud too much, except perhaps for the odd expletive, but I used to talk to our dog (RIP, bless her) all the time, often in a baby-talk voice, 'Mummy love oo!' etc.
Was once in full baby-talk mode with her while imagining myself quite alone in the park. Then heard a stifled snort and realised that there were two blokes sitting up in a very big old tree, wetting themselves laughing.
At least I made someone laugh that day - it wasn't entirely wasted.
My turn to write the pub quiz again!
Rejoice! Chancellor Healey Will Give Us Cheap Marmalade & Gherkins.
why do Wetherspoons employ these idiots?
A general election (democratic eh not like Hamas) is taking place in Israel on Tuesday next week.
. I find I get very sensible replies and I don't get contradicted. Also helps me remember things if I say it out loud. Just have to remember not to do it when going round shops!