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Am I the only person who didn't know this?

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elaine91 Sat 10-Sept-16 09:13:17

I love swimming when I go on holiday but have always hated the fact that if you pop to the loo while still wet you then have that thing of trying to pull the soggy swimsuit back up - it seems disproportionately impossible! II'm really not one for a bikini so summer after summer for the last 40 odd years have found myself virtually contorting myself in poolside toilets trying to get the wretched thing back on.

Yesterday I met a friend for a quick swim at the local pool - she had come on from a lunch party and was wearing her swimsuit under her clothes. When I expressed consternation (how did you manage to go to the loo all day without taking everything off?) she just looked at me as though I was mad and said "by pulling it to the side out of the way and just going - everyone does that, don't they?

Do they? It had never occurred to me! I can see that it makes absolute sense and would solve the issue, but until I get the chance to try I'm unconvinced about the logistics smile

BlueBelle Sat 10-Sept-16 16:13:14

I m mean the pulling it over to one side way

BlueBelle Sat 10-Sept-16 16:12:36

Always done it that way thought it was the normal way to do it

DanniRae Sat 10-Sept-16 11:37:21

I pretty much struggle to get stretchy bra type top on even when I haven't had a sauna Tegan. Have you tried stepping into it and pulling it up? When I pull it on over my head it all rolls up and it is so difficult to sort out.

annodomini Sat 10-Sept-16 10:48:01

Never considered doing it any other way!

chelseababy Sat 10-Sept-16 10:46:09

Make sure you get loo paper ready before you start!

BBbevan Sat 10-Sept-16 10:41:37

My grandma taught me that in the 50s grin

Tegan Sat 10-Sept-16 10:38:56

Not the same thing I know but, when I've had a sauna I find it so difficult to put my dry clothes back on again no matter how much I seem to have dried myself. What is there about clothes and slightly damp skin sad? Struggled for ages the other day with trying to put a stretchy bra type top on the other day; pretty much had to wrestle with it.

Scooter58 Sat 10-Sept-16 10:30:33

I swim 2/3 times a week,never occurred to me to do this,must try next time lol.

trisher Sat 10-Sept-16 10:28:34

I was always taught to go before I put on my costume and went swimming. Then I don't like sitting around in a wet costume anyway. If it isn't warm enough to dry my costume in less than half an hour I would be stripping it off anyway. If it's dry it doesn't really matter. Sorry but your friend might be a bit whiffy if she had been a couple of times and dribbled a bit.

Greyduster Sat 10-Sept-16 10:22:12

I go swimming regularly and I also sideswipe - have never had a problem.

Elegran Sat 10-Sept-16 10:22:05

That explains Freud's theory that all women suffered from penis envy, gettingonabit but I bet it would never have occurred to him that it was for peeing, not for sex.

thatbags Sat 10-Sept-16 10:08:28

Take a shewee in your swimbag and then you won't get the wet hands problem. Putting it less delicately, side swipe and shewee shove does the trick grin

gettingonabit Sat 10-Sept-16 10:01:08

elegran I think that was Freud!

I'm a fan of the sideswipe too, but it IS a knack.

I used to do it on the regular occasions I had to wear a cossie to work having run out of clean undercrackers.blush.

DanniRae Sat 10-Sept-16 10:00:23

Well Elegran that's me sorted - where can I get a crinoline?

Elegran Sat 10-Sept-16 09:53:59

I've heard of 19C women in crinolines standing still with legs apart (no knickers then) A pair of drawers, when they came in, were just that, two separate legs tied on round the waist, so they would be pullasideable.

I also heard of a 19C man (I think an author, but can't remember who) who claimed he was traumatised right into his adult life because as a boy his mother had done this while out walking somewhere with him, and the embarrassment caused him untold mental anguish! Self-obsessed little sod, giving birth to him was probably what made her need to go at once, with no public loos for women and home a long way away!

NonnaW Sat 10-Sept-16 09:52:28

Would never have occurred to me and don't think I could manage it safely. Don't often have the wet swimsuit problem (not much of a swimmer, too scared), but it's still difficult when you are hot.

shysal Sat 10-Sept-16 09:48:07

One disadvantage of wearing my 'boyleg' costume is that I can't do the pulling aside thing. I therefore have to do the rolling down action, which does work.

thatbags Sat 10-Sept-16 09:47:32

I mean I haven't tried it with Thai trousers. Swimsuit yes, natch.

thatbags Sat 10-Sept-16 09:46:48

In Thailand, rural women wearing the traditional wide trousers do the same. No, I haven't tried it. Mr Bags reckons rural women wearing saris in India just stand still somewhere with legs apart. He said he used to see loads of men peeing but never a woman so that was his theory.

DanniRae Sat 10-Sept-16 09:36:04

Yes suzied a tankini is definitely the answer. Not sure about pulling the costume to one side though. I don't think I could do that successfully if you know what I mean shock

baubles Sat 10-Sept-16 09:34:23

Pull it far enough to one side, no wee on hands or swimsuit. Easy peasy.

jinglbellsfrocks Sat 10-Sept-16 09:31:07

Oh! That's alright if you wee straight downwards, but who does that after a few vaginal births?

morethan2 Sat 10-Sept-16 09:28:12

I do it, it's never been a problem

janeainsworth Sat 10-Sept-16 09:27:45

Elaine Take heart.
I'm another one to whom it would never have occurred to pull my cozzie to the side.
Doesn't the wee go over your hands and the swimsuit?shock
I think the answer is to roll the wet cozzie down, rather than pull it, IYSWIM.
(See what I did there?) wink

suzied Sat 10-Sept-16 09:18:09

The other option is a tankini, you can easily wear one as underwear on holiday.