Story Time ( game)

" Is that damn Nicholas Witchell chap anywhere nearby. He will have a photo of me on that blasted Twittery Wittery Thingumejig like a flash."

" The BBC are filming" ----

Oops please ignore ' he' should read
'a big...'

which explained his feelings about Brexit and fracking and how Charles could achieve world peace. A grateful Prince Charles immediately appointed the thoughtful yeti his ...

New personal secretary-cum-bodyguard (cutting down on staff, you know) and whisked him off to help chat to a few plants, hug a few trees, and introduce him to the wife. When they got home Camilla came galloping up ( she was on a horse) and said, Charlie, what in hell's name..

Is that man doing in a real fur coat it's so non u, and she grabbed an electric razor from her handbag ..

.....and shaved all the fur from the coat narrowly missing the crown jewels. Camilla galloped off shouting .....

'Tally ho'

If you go down to the woods today
Your sure of a big surprise!
Because...

Barnsley when he was told to shovel a load of coal into the coal house...he was a broken man when suddenly........

(Think Bear may have picked up from another point cos I'm a bit confused, so I'll continue from Cherry's)

Because today's the day The Family have their picnic. Yes , they'll all be there. Camilla can't wait as she longs for a bit of fun. As she comes trotting up, there they all are. But wait, who is that being chatted up by Phil? Oh, lorks, isn't it... ?

Nanny Tiggy or is it Tigger

(Should have gone to specsavers)

that Tiggy Legge-bourke? What's she doing here? She's not family. And where's my Charlie? She trots off around the picnic area singing "she's so mean, I should be queen", and then she catches sight of Her Maj sitting on a fold up chair. She sidles up to her, jumps off, bobs and forces a smile, saying ...

.....I was the best Nanny ever apart from Nanny McPhee, so ya boo sucks to the lot of you. I'm off to live with Phil in ......

In Alice in Wonder land.
There I will be Queen of Hearts &
Phil can be the Mad Hatter ...

.......the Cheshire cat will be our pet and we will - oh help I'm getting smaller and. ......

am being stalked around a grass stalk by an equally tiny thing which looks like ...

......a bug but has strange orange hair , could it possibly be a Trump beetle, it's heading my way oh where is the .........

Gun.....it's Johnny Depp with the orange hair and a big hat, and I am very , very scared so I.....

Scamper down a rabbit hole ...

...........only to find that the Trump beetle called Johnny Depp has squeezed through before me and now he's holding out a........

......cutlass and a Yorkshire terrier, I need to escape from this rabbit hole, where is Supergran with her magic ........

...broomstick? Oh, here she is! Quick, Supergran, let me get on behind you and we can fly away into the sunset until we reach........

The blue ridge mountains of West. Virginia.
On the trail of the lonesome pine...

...oops. Was that the lonesome pine? It isn't there anymore. I shall pine for it...look out! There's a....

Where in the pale moonshine our hearts entwine. Ooh, get away with you you old romantic she replied. I'm not going anywhere with you. Get off. All of want to do now is...

sleep so I'm going to check out that eightposter bed over there. Mmmm, so comfy and even a book called ...