I don't think anyone who's left primary school should use the word "tummy" it's very babyish reminds me of those strange fully fledged adults who still call their parents mummy and daddy.
We shouldn't be embarrassed about farting around our other half, mine has asked me to kindy refrain from doing so in his precious car, I don't know why, it's as good a place as any
We were created to expel air or silently suffer
looking at all that inner tubing (intestines) it has to come out somewhere otherwise heaven forbid surely we would combust
I do confess to not doing it around my children or heaven forbid grandchildren, although they do it around me accompanied by giggling description of the act. Still at the lavatory stage 
Would you rather stay your current age or swap the digits around?
Arguments with son and I don't know what to do?
What foods that you aren't allergic to don't seem to agree with your body?


#sarcasm

