But...that would mean getting close enough to the flaming thing to 'pot' it! 
I know you can get spider-catchers on a stick, but in my experience they don't hang around long enough to get caught and I'm afraid their fate is usually sealed once I spot one bigger than a money-spider...
Threatened with legal action (follow on from potential scam thread)
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.
What has survived in your garden with minimal or no watering?


