Afternoon all,
A member posted recently about underwear problems, and I mentioned that on one occasion I had managed to put a thong on sideways.
Although this is an "old" piece, I thought I would post it as it might give new members a smile!
The Original "Thong on Sideways" post, from the days when I had a "proper" job!
Admittedly, I was running late, so perhaps didn't give sorting my clothes out for work my full attention. (Managed to remember to put earrings in before leaving though, otherwise I would have felt naked)
Anyway, arrived at work, felt a bit uncomfortable in the downstairs department, but as I had to go straight in to a meeting, I didn't give it too much thought.
During the meeting every time I crossed my legs I experienced a strange & somewhat disconcerting sensation. As it was neither pleasant nor enjoyable, I decided to desist from leg crossing & attempted to just sit with my ankles neatly together. From time to time they drifted apart, taking my knees with them, but as I was wearing trousers this did not cause any undue alarm to those present.
Meeting over, I went off down the corridor to my desk, still feeling rather "odd". After carefully checking that no-one was behind me, I indulged in some rather John Cleese/Ministry of Silly Walks movements, sort of stretching first one, then the other leg out sideways, (yes, I know it's a bit visual, but do your best ladies) but to no avail. (Or perhaps think of a rather small & non-Japanese sumo wrestler limbering up, if that helps.)
I was worried that something may have gone awry "down below", perhaps ones labia continue to grow at a certain age, a bit like old men’s earlobes, but I had a busy, but fortunately short, day ahead of me so just had to get on with it.
The journey home was no better, luckily I drive an automatic, so much easier when you need a really good wriggle, I find.
Anyway, on reaching home, such was my discomfort that rather than head straight for the fridge for a glass of something restorative, I dashed upstairs to get changed.
That's when I discovered that it is perfectly possible to put ones thong on sideways
plus it was a fairly short time in the office, as I was working on a big presentation which was easier to do from home.
Good Morning Tuesday 4th August 2026
