I suggest....
'eee by gum' Gums
t shirts with slogon....'keep calm n stop thi mitherin'
If its an online shop, then instead of the total..."HOW MUCH"!
The cafe could sell 'dripping cakes'
Entrance into shop.....put wood int ole
Sorry...no offence meant.....I am a Yorkshire Lass me sen, so allowed lol
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.
Reducing contact because my heart just isn't in it.



