Temperance bars. We used to go to the swimming baths after school and then we would repair to the temperance bar where they sold non alcoholic drinks like Vimto (hot in the winter), various kinds of fruit cordials, and sarsaparilla which he brewed himself. He pulled it like beer in a pub and it had a lovely frothy head on it and a lovely, slightly licquoricy aftertaste. It was very refreshing. He also sold Horlicks and Horlicks tablets (can't get those now either!).
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.
What made you fall in love with comedy?
Threatened with legal action (follow on from potential scam thread)

