Just heard on the radio that an 85 year old woman beat off a would be robber with a packet of bacon
Apparently a woman demanded the 85 year old to hand over the money she had just taken out of the cashpoint at which point the elderly lady hit her over the head with the bacon. I can only hope it was frozen! 
What has survived in your garden with minimal or no watering?
Wildfires in Turkey and Greece
If you were given £10k to spend on your bedroom , what would you buy?

