ann Dear husband is going to have a wee shock somewhere along the line. You will not be firing on all pistons for some considerable time. Best if someone "in charge" notifies him of this fact soon. I've had both hips replaced. It takes time for the body to adjust to what is, after all, an assault.
You will need a grabber in order to pick stuff up from the floor. A walk-in shower would be a blessing. I can also assure you that, in time, all the pain will disappear and you will be so pleased to have had surgery.
Interesting times indeed, dear ann You come first. ^Us lot* will sending world class vibes until you are back home again ...resting, being attended to...getting well. 
What has survived in your garden with minimal or no watering?
What sort of family would you not want to marry into?


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The lavvy was a pit (no doors) just a great big pit. I didn't like that experience one little bit. 


and ear to ear 