School children sitting on my front wall

Jalima that's disgusting. My neighbour's front door is a lot closer to the path than mine and often she nearly steps on dog poo that's been left right outside her door!

No it's not a wind up, although they are unknowingly winding me up. My car is parked in front of where they are sitting. I just don't understand why they have chosen to stop and sit on my property. I've become one of those curtain twitchers!!

Why would you say something if they are not doing anything or is this a wind up ?

you could ask them if they want to do a bit of weeding .....

Not as bad as a neighbour taking his dog for a walk and a toilet break on your front lawn

No I would just shoot them !!!!?