Gransnet Master Baker!

True or false ?

Did my GS make cakes this morning -- TRUE
Did I tell him GN was joking - I hadn't the heart
Did he throw them out for the birds -- What with a Pompa about, no way
Are GN cruel - most certainly

Tell him he can make a cake a week for Gransnet posters, Pompa Any design, any flavour.

Too late, my grandson was so upset he threw them out for the birds. How cruel GN is

Nah, I was just foolin! ?

I should have spent this morning sorting out my finances for the coming year, bestowing my fourpence-ha'penny where it would get another farthing a year interest. Instead I have wasted it on confectionery design!

What am I supposed to do with this enormous chocolate cake that I've made?
Ah well, if you lot don't want it.............. I'll just have to scoff it myself!???

I am surprised you didn't ask for actual samples to be sent, they would have kept you in for days weeks

Oh, great joke, now how do I explain to my 5 year old grandson that his efforts in the kitchen making you a cake were a waste of time and that he has been tricked.

I have spent an hour designing a WONDERFUL cake, incorporating chicks, the date, a graphic of a bucket, and the text "FLOOR PAIL" ready to post to you.

Unfortunately, I am not as good with Photoshop as I would like to be, so the final touches were a mess and I had to delete the whole thing! It was past midday by then anyway, so it would not have been valid.