You have to be honest for this game

I have never tramped up Vesuvius.

I have fallen off my bike when six months pregnant and chipped my elbow #painful #babywasfine

I have never broken a stone and found a fossil (how wonderful!)

But I have climbed mount Vesuvius (does it count as climbing when there's a path?)

I have never fallen of a horse and broken my arm.

I broke a stone at Whitby and found a fossil.

I have never been the back end of a pantomime horse.

I have fallen off a real horse and broken my arm.

I've never had my purse stolen, thank goodness.

I have been the back end of a pantomime horse.

I've never lost my wedding ring

I had my purse stolen getting on tram in Nice.

I have never had my feet in hot spring water ( sounds nice though)

I lost my wedding ring in a freezer in Waitrose ( and never found it.)

I believe that snakes only pay half fare.

Shall I carry on?

I have never seen a snake on a bus (did they have to pay a fare?)

I sat with my feet in hot spring water

I have never seen a huge crocodile

I once sat next to a snake on the bus someone was holding it (a small one thankfully)

I have never knocked a skiing instructor for six

I saw a huge crocodile lurking on the bank when I went on a boat trip

I've never made anything ceramic mosaic let alone a plaque of my house number

I have knocked a skiing instructor for six sending him backwards down a dry ski slope (1st and last time on skis!)

I have never eaten tapas in Seville

I made a ceramic mosaic plaque of our house number

I have never slept on a couchette

I have eaten tapas in Seville

I've never fallen in the garden pond etc etc.

I used to like sleeping on couchettes on trains

(Got it wrong, sorry)
I've never been to the Sistine Chapel

But I have fallen in the pond etc. etc.

I've never been a city tour guide.

I have fallen in our garden pond (when it was being emptied for cleaning and had only six inches of sludge)

I've never been a City Tour Guide

I have visited the Sistine Chapel

I have never worked as a chambermaid.

I have been a City Tour Guide

I have never been swimming with turtles.

I have worked as a chambermaid.

I have never crocheted ponchos

I have swam with turtles

I have never crocheted tinsel.

I have crocheted ponchos for most of my (female) family and myself.

Sorry Bella overlapped posts.

I have never worked for the GPO, delivering the post.

I have just crocheted tinsel.

I have never had a holiday job on a fairground or operated a roundabout.

I have just finished crocheting some tinsel with sparkly wool.

I have never had a holiday job in a fairground

I did have a school Xmas holiday job working for the ( then) GPO delivering post. Loved it.