You have to be honest for this game

I have never driven an MP's car

I went up to London yesterday

I have never swum in the Aegean.

I have driven an MP's car.

I have never been body boarding in Cornwall in any month.

I have been swimming in the Aegean Sea. (Bliss!)

I can't touch my toes.

I have been body boarding in Cornwall in October.

Not pony trekked in the Lakes,

I can still touch my toes ( glows with pride)

I have never driven a tractor.

I have been pony trekking in the Lake District.

I have a fake mink jacket (for dressing up purposes).

I have driven a tractor.

I have owned red coats

Never owned, or wanted, a fur coat

So have I

I have never owned a red coat

I have never ever been anywhere near Jeremy Clarkson!

I have been WI treasurer.

Never been sat opposite Brian May during We Will Rock You (have seen the show though)

Although I was sat behind Jeremy Clarkson during a showing of The Lion King stage show.

My bikes a hybrid, not mountain, and I haven ridden it down any steps

Sat on opposite side of aisle from Brian May during a We will Rock You concert

Never been stung by a wasp which I knelt on when hoovering the stairs

Was stung by a bee when I was little and slipped going down the stairs to tell tales on my brother!

Whoops, not paying attention...

I have not been stung by a bee in October.

I have been stung by a wasp which I knelt on when hoovering the stairs.

I have not been bitten by a lacewing fly.

I have been stung by a wasp which I knelt on when hoovering the stairs.

I have never been bitten by a lacewing fly (ouch! )

I have been stung by a bee in October and still have a red lump!

I have never been bitten by a hamster. Sympathy to roses and Bella.

I have been bitten by a tiny, green, lacewing fly and my arm swelled up like a balloon!

I have not been pecked by a gull,


But I have been bitten by a hamster ( painful, have you seen their teeth?)

I expect it thought you were dead

I have not moved 14 times - ever

I got pecked on my arm this year by a gull while lying on a beach

I have never camped in a field in Wales ( but have done in other, warmer countries!)

I have moved house about 14 times since I was married.

I have never spent the night in a telephone box.

I have camped in a field in Wales in February.

I have only had a full English breakfast 3 or 4 times in my life (without sausages).

I once spent the night in a telephone box.

I haven't kissed the Blarney Stone ( or been to Ireland)



I have a full English breakfast once a week ( Yum)

I have never slept in a cemetery

But I have kissed the Blarney Stone.