You'll never hear me say this.

Jonathan Ross is such a sweetie and his friend Russell Brand is such an innocent lad.

I'm a big fan of Jeremy Clarkson.

Are we having a lie-in in the morning?

(My job starts at 04.00). Still up early on days off.

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It's on my bucket list.

I'll be the designated driver so you boozy lot can all have another skinful drink!

Yes, I'd love to cook another meal.

That'll see me out

To husband - oh you drive, darling, I feel so safe when you do ... (Reaches for Valium)

"Yum yum, goat's cheese" - it is one of the few things I just can't even swallow...

"Can I get...?"

Hmmmn, chocolate cake, not my favourite.

I was so busy and forgot to eat.

"I'd like to drive" I would say"I will drive" or " It's my turn to drive." But if anyone is willing to drive me, that 's great.

I'm so grateful for the opportunity to contribute to my dentist's kids' school fees.

"are yah awright there?" My pet hate

"Let me take the bins out,darling it's raining and you want to watch the golf."

Oh good its raining- so good for the garden and it will keep the dust down at the County Show tomorrow!

I've just seen the GN newsletter and you will never hear me say, 'Oh, yummy, yet more courgette recipes!'

Yes, dear, I love all this really tuneful modern jazz you continually play in the study, please put it on in the kitchen/lounge/car so I can enjoy it too.

'Can we watch some football please?'

"Oh, I really shouldn't." (While taking a cake anyway.)

Me.." Quick! Put the tv on, we're missing the rugby!"

DH..." I think I'll just do a bit of ironing now".

Oh its like totally awesome!

I don't need an iPad ..... Or red wine!

Let's have a lovely day out at the shopping centre.

Give me the cloth and spray and I will clean the inside of the windows.