I was looking online for the best way of complaining about our brand new cooker with a whistling grill - not a melodic, happy, let's-all-join-in type of whistle. No it's a low volume, high-pitched, ear-piercing whistle which renders the grill unusable other than in ten second bursts.
Where was I? Oh yes, while looking online, I came across this, which I found amusing enough to make me calm down and decide to rephrase parts of my almost-libellous complaints letter (I'm waiting for the third engineer's visit
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Here's the link: forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.php?t=4681859
Apologies to those who don't like links, but it's far too long to post the whole thing 
WARNING:prepare for the weather storm all day Friday
If heaven is so wonderful, why do people pray to stop someone going there


