*OPEN INVITATION TO THE GREAT ARTHURIAN GRANSNET PARTY*

What? Poor old Donald? He only tries o do his best to please!

whitewave your dragon/dog has over-indulged in vodka jellies and 'interesting' muffins. I think that's him snoring under that rock over there.

Don't panic Mrs Mainwaring - whitewave has landed and looking fine and dandy.

Told you I wasn't happy with that invisibility spell, boheminan. Gargoyle, eh? Oh dear, need to get the spanner out when/if I get home. Think we're making progress, as that looks like Versailles down there. One castle is much like another, I suppose, but perhaps we should stop going south now and try west a bit.

I seem to have gone deaf. I will have 6 muffins and 4 glasses of mead to start please I feel so traumatized.

Where is that b---y dragon /dog he and I have some sorting out to do.

I am no good at heights, or anything else to be honest, OH Woe what shall we do

She's back - deflated but safe. Now eating a muffin for nuffin and drinking a large mead.

Send that drunken d/d up to bring her back. Here, boy! Go get her! Oh dear, he does seem rather earth-bound!

I just gave her the pump she asked for, someone will have to retrieve her, I started to feel a kindred spirit towards her

Thank goodness for that puddle, now where's my G&T ?

Peace and love whitewave - have a muffin for nuffin - might sing that - it rhymes. I'll just get me pipes out.

whitewave

Got any more tennerladies anyone?

Hell's bells, who's responsible for over inflating whitewave, she's floating off across the trees

BANG

Watch out for Bogoff, looks little like a comet approaching from the southeast, slightly wobbly path....................DUCK EVERYONE!

Oh my God quick a guy rope

Cor blimey! The combo of vodka jellies and crumpets are making me come over all peculiar

Right pump received - over and out. Next time you see me I shall be gently floating upwards on a upward draft.

Oh whitewave you have made me laugh so much.... Pass me a tennerlady!
Hi falcon pleased to meet you too. I'll try one of your quorn pasties please!

Bosons chair coming down!
Get in, then everybody HEAVE!

Have a toffee vodka (or two) whitewave and get your breath back, come and sit by the fire and warm up.

Thanks, but that was a bit too close, my bum is on fire now, I am on the way down though, quite quickly.

Anyone with special cookies? Who was supposed to be bringing them.?

Oh sorry forget the last post

Rocket OK - but rocket fuel missing. Would vodka work? Here goes, Bogoff! Oooh wasn't that a pretty one!