*OPEN INVITATION TO THE GREAT ARTHURIAN GRANSNET PARTY*

Hello everyone who has traveled vast distances to get here, there seems to be a slight lull, if I could help you find where stuff is, believe me I would help but I cannot, because I have drank stuff and eaten stuff, so all I can suggest is you help your selves to whatever you can find

Oh well, it looked like Versailles to me. Hi everyone, I'm here, even if you can't see me, but as I seem to have brought my gargoyle face rather than any of the others, it's perhaps just as well. Thanks for the lift boheminan, although I wish you'd kept your Bat Nav under control.

Right, where are those mushrooms?

Wheeeeeee! Here we come - just passing over Falmouth Pier (NOT Versailles). Wheniwasyourage is with me but she's still invisible - we've forgotten to bring the spell book with us to turn her back to a gargoyle. Went a rather nice detour via Scotland, so added a couple of minutes to our journey.
I've brought some magic mushrooms and fairy cakes (the fairies are a little bit crunchy, but taste quite delicious).
We're coming in to land now...........

EVENIN' ALL....

nannier in fact double

(I have the puncture repair outfit under my bike seat, just in case)

I hope its a big sidecar, I really cant face paddling back to the Hebrides tonight, especially when I am disorientated Heaven knows where I would end up or with whom

Me 'n Randolph are just getting "acquainted"!!!!!!!!!!

Just coming in to land now I've spotted the pyre, could everyone wave their knickers in the air to give me a good spot for landing. Oh I forgot it's thongs tonight. Sorry I'm late but I think I've travelled the furthest, I'm desperate for a g & t and some good homemade grub. Hope you are not all drunk.

oh NanKate I think a few names will be missing from GN in the morning, especially when they see it all played back on the CTV ! we will find out who it was rustling in the bushes and where it was that nannieroz was running off to with "Randolph"

bales of hay in the sidecar, for those who are staying over.. then knights will help you bed down!

I'm doing what you say Biker just sitting watching what's going on and I have to say I am shocked by the outrageous goings on. It's like a Hen Party for grans/nans. I think a few standards have been dropped tonight.

you had too many muffins newist

I must be a hologram, just when I think I can say something, I fade away, I keep coming and going.......................

Don't snore! Not ladylike!
I whiffle! Zzzzxz

Running a bit low on supplies? Izzy wizzy let's get dizzy! Replenish!

Is that Galen snoring or is it dragon/dog?

I need to get this broom stick going again, need to be home by dawn, Biker, can you give me a bump start please.

Zzzzxxxxxx

anyone seen "Randolph" ? last time I saw him, he was tucked under nanniroz arm and she was running yes!! running down towards the Boathouse

Whatcha think, Galen? Have a wee slug of vodka to keep you going... but going where?

Sleeeeeepy!
Wot vas in dose whumpets?

NanKate just sit there and keep eye on things... some are getting a bit out of hand

I've just come across you partying crowd. As I am a bit unprepared I am in my nightie and have my teeth whitening gum shield in place until tomorrow morning so I can't join in the or .

Anyway I am up for party games. Charades perhaps ?

Whos'that led in the bushes??

Me? P****d as a newt. Think I'll just have 20 winks!