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Katek Thu 26-Mar-15 23:10:20

Did anyone else see this snippet tucked away in back pages? Apparently organisers at the NUS Women's Conference - following a request from Oxford University delegates - have asked delegates to use jazz hands instead of clapping as its making delegates frightened.
Quote:
'Whooping is fun for some, but can be super inaccessible for others, so please try not to whoop! Jazz hands work just as well. Clapping is triggering anxiety.'
In the words of Victor Meldrew, 'I don't believe it!' Poor, fragile flowers.
I'm going to bed now - my head hurts!

Ana Fri 27-Mar-15 11:31:20

You wouldn't usually wave with both hands though, which is what 'jazz hands' is, apparently.

etheltbags1 Fri 27-Mar-15 11:41:08

ok, Ive never seen anyone with both hands waving is it just for jazz or other types of music, do you get classical hands or pop hands? got me puzzled that one

Riverwalk Fri 27-Mar-15 12:25:36

If it were a conference aimed at those with autism then it would be reasonable, but to request silent hand waving for a general women's conference is unnecessary IMO.

What about the sensory sensibilities of blind attendees - they might find it disconcerting for a speaker to be greeted by silence.

Whooping is totally different from a brief round of polite applause and should be banned!

ninathenana Fri 27-Mar-15 12:28:12

I believe jazz hands are part of the Charleston which I'm sure anyone knows was a popular dance in the 1920 jazz era. I'm guessing that's where it comes from.
If you've never seen both hands waved then you haven't seen an audience show appreciation for a concert performed in sign language by a deaf choir. The choir can't hear clapping but they like to see the hands waving.

rockgran Fri 27-Mar-15 13:22:37

To make "Jazz hands" requires a fast horizontal wiggle of the raised outspread hands. I'm doing it now - can you see?

I have to agree with Elegran that sometimes the needs and wants of the majority are being eroded by all the minorities.
I find loud noise quite painful and hate (for instance) when amplifiers at concerts are just too loud. I always avoid them if I can and if I can't I stuff things in my ears. I don't really expect everyone else to change for me.

Also - if we were all accommodated in every respect how would we find something to grumble about? Surely one of life's pleasures!

AshTree Fri 27-Mar-15 13:24:22

'What about the sensory sensibilities of blind attendees - they might find it disconcerting for a speaker to be greeted by silence.' Riverdance you have hit the nail on the head. If we attempt to cater for everyone's disabilities or sensibilities, life as we know it would simply grind to halt (as someone else said earlier).

Catering for the deaf, the blind, those with auditory or other hypersensitivities, would mean speakers at meetings would receive no acknowledgement whatever, there would be no sense of collective enthusiasm among the delegates. They would be dull, cheerless affairs.

Elegran Fri 27-Mar-15 13:35:21

You can't please all of the people all of the time. What if there were at the same concert a deaf person who needed everything at maximum voluime and someone with very sensitive ears who couldn't stand loud noise, plus a blind person who wouldn't know that the audience was doing a silent clap and someone with only one hand who couldn't clap anyway?

loopylou Fri 27-Mar-15 13:38:56

Thanks rockgran, I thought it referred to those big 'hands' people sometimes wear at events!
Obviously confused .....

merlotgran Fri 27-Mar-15 13:40:08

The 'jazz hand' equivalent of thunderous applause would be a sight to behold grin

loopylou Fri 27-Mar-15 13:45:25

Multiple cases of carpel tunnel/RSI diagnosed in following week? grin

AshTree Fri 27-Mar-15 13:48:33

Oops, I meant Riverwalk of course, not Riverdance confused

Riverwalk Fri 27-Mar-15 14:10:14

Riverdance? If only grin

Jane10 Fri 27-Mar-15 14:16:02

No you can't please all the people all the time. Life can't accommodate for everyone but an awareness of difference is always worth consideration. Many people with ASD do develop coping strategies from the most basic eg wearing ear plugs/ear defenders, shopping online instead of going to busy noisy supermarkets etc. Everyone is different and copes in different ways.

jinglbellsfrocks Fri 27-Mar-15 14:16:52

KateK grin!

jinglbellsfrocks Fri 27-Mar-15 14:17:43

That was in response to, "people grinning inanely and waving at you could be?! I've woken up from bad dreams like that."

jinglbellsfrocks Fri 27-Mar-15 14:20:08

"To make "Jazz hands" requires a fast horizontal wiggle of the raised outspread hands. I'm doing it now - can you see?" (Rockgran)

I think it would look like you were trying to ward them off! grin

merlotgran Fri 27-Mar-15 14:22:00

How about Riverdance with Jazz Hands?

Eat your heart out, Michael Flatley. grin

Jane10 Fri 27-Mar-15 14:24:58

Glad you can find something to laugh about in all this. confused

jinglbellsfrocks Fri 27-Mar-15 14:25:03

God! That sounds dangerous! Hands doing totally different things from feet. shock grin

merlotgran Fri 27-Mar-15 14:36:08

Why aren't we supposed to be laughing? confused

Jane10 Fri 27-Mar-15 14:48:27

At people with a hidden disability? Actually no!

Riverwalk Fri 27-Mar-15 14:48:51

Out of interest Jane10, what was the likely percentage of sufferers at that conference, bearing in mind that, as far as I understand, it wasn't an Autism event?

jinglbellsfrocks Fri 27-Mar-15 14:49:37

Just when have we laughed at people with autism? Please quote word for word. angry

Riverwalk Fri 27-Mar-15 14:52:03

Being hypersensitive to loud noises is a not a disability, in the sense of seriously hindering everyday life.

loopylou Fri 27-Mar-15 14:52:05

Doesn't that hand movement also mean 'so so'.....confused (it doesn't take much....)