Ok so I'm obviously losing the plot but I was thinking about what type of friends foods would be.
Milk chocolate would be that friend who you love to spend time with but you wouldn't trust. Up for a laugh, witty, clever, bitchy. OK in small doses but see her too often and you start to feel sick and tired.
Dark chocolate is a handsome but brittle man who you're not sure of. Sometimes he's nice but other times he leaves a bitter taste in your mouth when you've been out with him.
Chicken is the fit friend who likes to work out every day and jogs every evening in her bright pink lycra shorts. She's always nagging you to join her but you know you couldn't possibly keep up.
Beef is still quite fit but would rather go for a good long walk that overdo it at the gym. You go with her when you feel like it but she strides out too much when you'd rather have a gentle wander.
Bacon is a couch potato. She's great when you want to chill out with a movie.
Lettuce is a real friend. She's bland and boring to some extent but she's always glad to see you. She'll do her best to help you if you need it and, even if you haven't bothered to keep in touch for a while, she'll welcome you back with open arms and never chide you.
Yes I know I need to get a life 
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Burnham to tell schools in England to adapt teaching to local business needs- what do you think?
