Dad belonged to a man's choir, and they had a party for the kids and families every Christmas. First we were shown black and white movies, Oliver and Hardy, Charlie Chaplin, etc. None of us had telly at home. I used to get very upset about the chaps falling over and having all these terrible incidents and accidents. Then we had to queue up for Father Christmas, and stand in turn on a soap box and say our party piece to the audience. A song, or a poem or story, and then Father Christmas would talk to each of us in turn, ask if we'd been good, etc, and then give us our decorated paper bag with goodies, a ginger bread man, tangerine, peanuts, a few chocolates and a small present. One year, I was about 5- Father Christmas asked me if I had been good. Yes FC, I have. Are you sure, he asked. He hadn't asked ANY of the other children this, of course, just me. So I repeated that yes, I had been good. Are you sure, he said again- because a little bird told me you did 'xyz' the other day (can't remember what it was)- I nearly wet my pants there and then. And then he said, and also that you did 'abc' the week before. I ran away and the next year absolutely refused to go to the party, come what may. FC was of course, my dad- he didn't realise how he upset and worried me, and apologised profusely when I was a bit older!!!