ANOTHER CHRISTMAS GAME

To keep himself warm and stop his bits....

Brucie ! Yes replied the man , doing a soft shoe shuffle ....

thereby dislodging the wig and false beard. 'Oh no!' gasped Jack in horror 'It's...

jack(mentioned at the start ) grabbed a blanket from a nearby horse and threw it round the person in the red bikini

this did, of course, help a great deal with the disguise (the bikini)

...was, he was slowly turning blue due to the deep and crisp and even white stuff

Who is Jack? Where did he pop up from? Lol

(This has got so funny!)

The most surprising thing, though, was .....

ain't a fella !!!

Jack scratching his head, stared in amazement, saying what....

with fur trimmings , how bizarre said the elf sighing

The man was now wearing a red bikini.

'Impressive!' Said the elf and with a cheery wave he skipped across the platform to catch up with the man in red. An amazing sight met his eyes....

Keep Cliff Richard in tune

'My name is Hank Marvin and I used to.......

sniffed the shadow...

...I'm no "pleb" y'know...I'm an important sort of person...

"No"" said the elf "but I'm sure you're going to tell me....

The shadow muttered..."don't you know who I am...?

The disgruntled elf shouted " I'll sue! And report you to Elf and Safety!"

(I'm supposed to be having my shower! )

The shadow clipped the nearest elf round the ear (was a grumpy old sod)

The man in red went Ho Ho Ho, the shadow....

'twas funny though!