ANOTHER CHRISTMAS GAME

Whoops, loopylou - we xd. So, Pierce and George are wearing onsies. Pierce is a leopard and George is a lion. Both have tails which swish around behind them as they............

....Cliff Richard. No! Cliff is lying down, so this is - yes, it's Joe Brown and all his Bruvvers. Remember him? Joe and his Bruvvers are carrying trays of bubbly as well as caviar, olives, nuts and other delicacies. Now, who is this? Flash, bang, wallop - what a picture..........

Pierce Brosnan and George Clooney who were wearing..... (I wish !)

the cosy venue where a roaring log fire and plenty of bubbly was being served by...

Galen led the way to.....

by polishing their knees and fluffling up their wigs.

and restore his nicely quaffed hair do. In the meantime...all the Gransnetters were preparing for a right royal knees-up...

performed an impromptu medley of his Greatest Hits, then had to go for a lie down to let his wrinkles settle...

Up in the attic the little GNHQ gnomes had chased away some horrible gremlins who had tried to gatecrash the party. Cliff was so happy that he ...

exclaimed Cliff, as weird sights flashed before his eyes. But, in fact, ....

Help! I've broken Gransnet....

Until some helicopters overhead woke him with a start

had a little siesta - well, he is getting on a bit!

started singing 'Congratulations' and, feeling very pleased with himself....

whistling a happy tune took to the road with a skip and a trot. Fairy Wanda giggled - a lot and Cliff, well, he ...

...no, Cliff only gives out thornless roses. Fairy Wanda mounted the unicorn and so did Cliff, holding on to Wanda with both hands around her waist. 'Let's go!' he cried. 'Where to, mate?' asked the unicorn, adding 'I've done the knowledge you know.' Cliff pondered but only for a moment. 'To the Land of the Always Young!' he cried. 'Right you are, mate,' said the unicorn and..............

handed her a bright red rose. Did it have a thorn......

.........Cliff Richard by the hand. Fairy Wanda and the unicorn stood with mouths open, besotted by this vision of loveliness (and by Cliff, of course). Cliff looked at Fairy Wanda and fell instantly in love. 'She's a living doll.....' he breathed, and holding out his hand he................

...draped in gossamer, with wings, and holding...

of loveliness...

.....mounted her pet unicorn and prepared to leave. 'Just a minute, Wanda!' came a cry from over the rainbow. 'Wait for me!'. Wanda was amazed (and so was the unicorn) because out from behind a golden cloud stepped a vision.........

It's lucky we've got a Tardis to put all this stuff in said Fairy Wanda before she ....

neeps and tatties and, for those with a sweet tooth, a big box of Belgian Chocs donated by Galen...

and don't forget the mince pies and mulled wine...

... big red bus 'cos we're all going on a Summer holiday. Get your buckets and spades!