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Limerick writing Mark 4 (animal, vegetable and mineral)

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NanKate Fri 28-Nov-14 21:59:46

One of our regular limerick writers Papaoscar has suggested we use Animal, Vegetable and Mineral in our next set of limericks, based on the old radio show of the 1950s.

So are you about MiniMouse or another of our stalwarts to kick the show off?

NanKate Fri 09-Jan-15 20:20:52

Golden marmalade on his bread.

MiniMouse Fri 09-Jan-15 19:07:12

He crossed The Pond and now eats jello

NanKate Fri 09-Jan-15 18:46:37

Paddington Bear is a lovely fellow.

MiniMouse Fri 09-Jan-15 12:07:25

The jet black sky is drawing high.

MrsPickle Fri 09-Jan-15 10:40:25

Sightless moles hunt down their prey

NanKate Fri 09-Jan-15 07:21:35

Squirrels laying in their dray

MiniMouse Thu 08-Jan-15 23:48:11

Skeins of geese are flying on high

NanKate Thu 08-Jan-15 21:08:08

The sun is setting in a ruby sky.

NotTooOld Thu 08-Jan-15 11:55:14

(He-he. That was a good one!)

NotTooOld Thu 08-Jan-15 11:55:14

(He-he. That was a good one!)

MiniMouse Thu 08-Jan-15 10:56:51

And are snapped off by an elf - the knave!

NanKate Thu 08-Jan-15 10:33:27

At an awkward angle

MiniMouse Wed 07-Jan-15 23:36:51

Stalactites dangle

NotTooOld Wed 07-Jan-15 22:48:47

The one where the elves misbehave

NanKate Wed 07-Jan-15 22:09:01

The emeralds are hidden in the cave.

NotTooOld Wed 07-Jan-15 20:18:00

The rain's coming down on my pot!

papaoscar Wed 07-Jan-15 18:48:08

I'm putting up my brolly

NotTooOld Wed 07-Jan-15 18:09:59

Oh my! cried the cauli

papaoscar Wed 07-Jan-15 17:11:53

As a sprout cosied up to a shallot

NotTooOld Wed 07-Jan-15 16:34:52

It was cold in the vegetable plot

NanKate Wed 07-Jan-15 12:55:23

The shark's coming what a commotion !

MiniMouse Wed 07-Jan-15 12:19:23

The porpoise risible

NanKate Wed 07-Jan-15 11:27:47

A mermaid was visible.

AlieOxon Wed 07-Jan-15 09:10:33

Does set my imagination in motion.....

papaoscar Wed 07-Jan-15 00:09:03

Such pranks on the bottom of the ocean