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Limerick writing Mark 4 (animal, vegetable and mineral)

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NanKate Fri 28-Nov-14 21:59:46

One of our regular limerick writers Papaoscar has suggested we use Animal, Vegetable and Mineral in our next set of limericks, based on the old radio show of the 1950s.

So are you about MiniMouse or another of our stalwarts to kick the show off?

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NanKate Wed 28-Jan-15 15:57:50

As he snaked through the frost.

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trisher Wed 28-Jan-15 12:40:42

His loud hiss was lost

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MiniMouse Wed 28-Jan-15 11:50:25

He sounded more like Gruff Billy Goat

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NanKate Tue 27-Jan-15 21:20:20

The cobra had such a sore throat.

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MiniMouse Tue 27-Jan-15 20:10:14

Which made her turn into a snake.

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NanKate Tue 27-Jan-15 07:15:39

Mixed up with some cola.

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FarNorth Mon 26-Jan-15 21:58:55

So she took caustic soda

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NanKate Mon 26-Jan-15 21:16:28

He'd swallowed a clock that was a fake

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MiniMouse Mon 26-Jan-15 20:14:49

The croc ended up with tummy ache

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FarNorth Mon 26-Jan-15 18:20:05

And chomped it with all of her might.

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NanKate Mon 26-Jan-15 15:55:16

As the croc took a large bit

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NanKate Sun 25-Jan-15 17:31:01

The chuck didn't like it.

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FarNorth Sun 25-Jan-15 16:49:52

The frog, being frightened, took flight

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MiniMouse Sun 25-Jan-15 16:47:10

The croc, being hungry, took a bite

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NanKate Sun 25-Jan-15 06:53:57

Next to a stuffed roasted chicken

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MiniMouse Sat 24-Jan-15 22:32:14

Asleep on a log

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FarNorth Sat 24-Jan-15 22:29:12

She'd spotted a frog

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trisher Sat 24-Jan-15 21:02:37

Jaws open wide and lips licking

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MiniMouse Sat 24-Jan-15 20:48:53

The crocodile came tick tick ticking

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NanKate Sat 24-Jan-15 18:52:35

Which his missus will certainly remember.

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MiniMouse Sat 24-Jan-15 12:21:44

The steel hook does harm

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NanKate Sat 24-Jan-15 07:00:10

He waves his metal arm.

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MiniMouse Sat 24-Jan-15 01:06:17

Specially when using distemper

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NanKate Fri 23-Jan-15 22:42:17

Captain Hook has a fiery temper.

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MiniMouse Fri 23-Jan-15 22:36:26

The pirates just carried on caulking.

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