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Limerick writing Mark 4 (animal, vegetable and mineral)

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NanKate Fri 28-Nov-14 21:59:46

One of our regular limerick writers Papaoscar has suggested we use Animal, Vegetable and Mineral in our next set of limericks, based on the old radio show of the 1950s.

So are you about MiniMouse or another of our stalwarts to kick the show off?

FarNorth Tue 02-Dec-14 19:49:38

Meanwhile, at the Elephant and Castle

MiniMouse Tue 02-Dec-14 19:36:03

And put diamonds in a round wreath.

papaoscar Tue 02-Dec-14 17:47:55

Searched for some gold seed

AlieOxon Tue 02-Dec-14 13:31:23

(Still too long PO)

papaoscar Tue 02-Dec-14 10:04:07

Went in search of some gold seed (I hope!)

MiniMouse Tue 02-Dec-14 09:30:42

( PapaO too long for line 4!! )

papaoscar Tue 02-Dec-14 09:09:51

Went in search of some gold-coloured sea-seed

trisher Mon 01-Dec-14 23:14:27

A silver shark in some weed.

NanKate Mon 01-Dec-14 22:34:50

Who went snorkelling in the barrier reef.

(hope a reef can be accepted as a vegetable hmm

FarNorth Mon 01-Dec-14 22:24:20

There once was a dame who had gold teeth

AlieOxon Mon 01-Dec-14 19:14:59

Put her in a diamond-shaped pie!

MiniMouse Mon 01-Dec-14 19:01:15

With my gold topper

AlieOxon Mon 01-Dec-14 18:57:13

He said 'I'll cop her'

(I think the template was from Elegran - and I got the cryptic mineral!)

MiniMouse Mon 01-Dec-14 18:03:53

(No apology needed NanK!!! Oh, if only I were really knowledgeable wink Serves me right for trying to be too cryptic! It did look like a predictive text substitute!)

So, to recap:

The wise owl fluorite up to the sky
And peered down to the fat juicy fly

papaoscar Mon 01-Dec-14 18:02:30

(Revised)

Then thought, Stone the crows!

NanKate Mon 01-Dec-14 17:53:44

Apologies Mini you were just too knowledgeable for me and I thought your computer had put in the word they thought you wanted. hmm flowers

Thanks for the Pom Di Pom info I need to update myself.

MiniMouse Mon 01-Dec-14 17:22:00

(NanK fluorite as in mineral - play on words! - or were you being sarky? As if I'd touch alcohol - drunk in charge of a limerick??!! wink )

(Think we're losing the pom-di-poms again, so here's AlieO's template:

Di pom di di pom di di pom di
Di pom di di pom di di pom di

Di pom di di pom
Di pom di di pom

Di pom di di pom di di pom di

The black syllables are emphasised, the not-black ones are not.

papaoscar Mon 01-Dec-14 16:20:32

Then thought, Stone the crows, he must die!

NanKate Mon 01-Dec-14 15:26:42

Mini have you been on the sherry again? hmm

First line - the wise owl flew right up to the sky

Second line - and peered far down to the fat juicy fly

MiniMouse Sun 30-Nov-14 23:19:11

The wise owl fluorite up to the sky

AlieOxon Sun 30-Nov-14 21:24:27

(Yes? G'night for now though.)

MiniMouse Sun 30-Nov-14 21:22:12

(It's very well hidden AlieO! The Naughty Step's going to be very crowded tonight! Shall we start a new limerick to unmuddle ourselves?)

AlieOxon Sun 30-Nov-14 20:37:05

(I just found you, but I'm lost! Is there a limerick here?)

NanKate Sun 30-Nov-14 20:19:24

The owl twitter wooed.

(glad you have found us PapaO)

MiniMouse Sun 30-Nov-14 20:10:03

The bats joined him at night