Limerick writing Mark 4 (animal, vegetable and mineral)

Her pigtails had gone

Solid as a rock but nearly bald

There was a young fairy named Emerald.

(Come back Loopy, we've all mea culpa'd along the way

Sorry galen, didn't see your post there

It's been one of the very best shows,
With Marray and Lott
And Tim Wannacott
This limerick would be best off in prose

,

Grandsnetters (animal) are turning to prose

So strictly is drawing to a glittering close.

(don't go Loopy everyone is welcome.)

(What a good idea, MiniM.)

Ooops! Mea culpa ......slinkoffanddosomethingelse.......Sorry!

(Are you using "pom" as your vegetable PapaO?)

We're loosing our way on this thread
Our lim'ricks gone positively dead
The absence of rhymes
Is a sign of the times
So shall start again...

Di Pom didi, Pom didi, Pom di

The lights are beginning to twinkle

The chestnuts eloped wirh the Brussels

And the yorkies thought the gravy a stunner.

I'm finding this really, incredibly amusing Lol

The sprouts thought it funner

(Not sure if there is such a word as funner but let's say it is festive poetic licence)

The beans did a runner

(amend to) they aught'er

The pigs in blankets wont behave like the aught'er

The turkeys had escaped from their quarters

Then sat back and let it all fester.

Ate a bit of pork loin

He burped up a coin

Who had gherkins with some Red Leicester