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Limerick writing Mark 4 (animal, vegetable and mineral)

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NanKate Fri 28-Nov-14 21:59:46

One of our regular limerick writers Papaoscar has suggested we use Animal, Vegetable and Mineral in our next set of limericks, based on the old radio show of the 1950s.

So are you about MiniMouse or another of our stalwarts to kick the show off?

MiniMouse Tue 30-Dec-14 18:31:26

It tasted of lime (line 3)

(Hello NotTooOld and MrsPickle, welcome to our attempts at limericks! Plenty of tchblush moments from the rest of us for you to add to tchgrin )

MrsPickle Tue 30-Dec-14 18:19:43

Who just loved licking the hand gel (line 2)

NotTooOld Tue 30-Dec-14 18:06:52

Probably my fault. May I start a new one?

There once was a tiger called Nigel (line 1)

MrsPickle Tue 30-Dec-14 18:02:33

Are we lost in the middle of a limerick? Or is it time for a new one? I'm lost somewhere between Christmas and New year, if that's any help.

NotTooOld Tue 30-Dec-14 17:57:42

Whoops - sorry. What went wrong? That line should have gone elsewhere. Perhaps I'd better leave you experts alone.........

NotTooOld Tue 30-Dec-14 17:54:56

I'd like to join in - hope that's ok?

For being a fly

NanKate Tue 30-Dec-14 17:41:00

The clown was quite a horseman.

MiniMouse Tue 30-Dec-14 11:23:08

The carrots jumped out of the saucepan

NanKate Tue 30-Dec-14 06:41:13

As the hippos rolled out the barrel.

papaoscar Tue 30-Dec-14 03:05:49

From their seats on a cloud

MiniMouse Tue 30-Dec-14 00:09:16

The bats laughed out loud

FarNorth Mon 29-Dec-14 23:24:10

Get your skates on and lets have a whirl

NanKate Mon 29-Dec-14 20:53:19

Are you lonesome tonight said the squirrel ?

MiniMouse Mon 29-Dec-14 17:55:36

The hound then danced like Elve the Pelve.

NanKate Mon 29-Dec-14 15:27:14

To the howl of a hound

trisher Mon 29-Dec-14 12:31:04

By Prince Charming was found

papaoscar Mon 29-Dec-14 11:34:42

Did dance and prance and finally delve

NanKate Sun 28-Dec-14 15:07:28

The silver slipper lost at twelve.

trisher Sun 28-Dec-14 10:36:22

And dressed for the ball there I stood!

NanKate Sat 27-Dec-14 16:42:57

And waved the golden fairy wand.

NanKate Fri 26-Dec-14 22:16:58

I placed the coin in my hand

papaoscar Fri 26-Dec-14 07:27:27

Hiding in a corner of my hood

NanKate Thu 25-Dec-14 16:42:46

I found a silver sixpence in my pud.

MiniMouse Thu 25-Dec-14 16:41:52

Oh no! The turkey's inside the cat

papaoscar Thu 25-Dec-14 04:08:40

Then departed in a very large car