I was watching earlier on Youtube, I told my kids I ate all the all their Halloween candy, quite mean but some are funny. Jimmy Kimmel has been getting parents to do this in the USA for last four years now, take a look.
Sorry bags, I take your point but a little embarrassment for someone else suited my mood after the awful day day DD3 had (and consequently, DH and I had) and that's all it was, embarrassment, not domestic abuse.