name change

Wonderful!

You beat me by 6 mins, phoenix

Oh, yes, I remember now - the 'a plague on all erring men' curse...

Our Humble Shoes

Sandshoes, plimsolls, daps and pumps,
Playground skipping, hops and jumps,
Gym shoes that you took to school,
Now it's trainers if you're cool.

Black or white or girly pink,
Frantic scrubbing in the sink,
Stuff like toothpaste hid the stains
Of grassy fields and muddy lanes.

They had laces neatly tied
Or elastic at the side.
Now it's fun for little boys
If Velcro makes a ripping noise.

Scuffed and worn they looked a fright,
New ones didn't feel quite right,
But no one had to plead and beg
For shoes that cost an arm and leg.

thatbags from your (challenging) post of 19.14,

I have only been able to come up with this below, only covers two of the different names for the shoe in question, so I have't exactly fulfilled the brief, but do I get points for effort?

I went off on me holiday, me daps were in me pack,
T’Landlady were a fussy sort, “said shoes go on the rack”
I said to her “these ‘ent me shoes, these here are me daps”
Said she “You can call ‘em what you like, I wont stand cheeky chaps!”

I left that place ,went on a cruise, I packed me pumps this time,
The brochure said I’d need them for a foreign sunny clime,
Me feet did sweat, me pumps did smell, the wife did take exception
I had to find some different shoes for the Captains Guest Reception.

Well Ethel`s on the way back in vogue - Ethel`s of the world unite

'suppurating men'? Wot you on about, phoenix...?

Now, there's a challenge bags Not sure if I've got my poet head on tonight, not even sure if I dare again after last week! BTW, did anyone do the 3pm chant thing, and if so, did it work? I do NOT want to be held to account over a lot of suppurating men!

jingl of course you are still here, we can all see you, so no need to worry, you just have a nice rest......................

*MATRON! IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!

Has anyone mentioned sandshoes yet? That's what we called plimsolls in East Yorkshire. Pumps when we moved emigrated to Lancs.

Ahoy, poets! We need a ditty containing all of these:

pumps
plimsolls (you can bring in ships there)
daps
sandshoes

Here they are called gym shoes.

Next door but one have a new baby called Ethel

Yes! I can remember the music.... !
Have a go, Joe..
It's an awfully long time ago.... I must be getting old!

Ooh yes, Mabel at the Table and Harry Hudson on the piano...!

Yes, chick is absolutely fine....

My Aunt Ethel was definitely feisty in spite of being blind. She lived alone all her adult life, and could play the piano and sing beautifully. She once appeared on radio, on a show called 'Have a Go' (I think), with Wilfred Pickles.... anyone remember him?

Oh.

Hello. I am just checking I'm still here.

I liked Silverfish. I hope Ethel's as feisty!

Welcome, can I call you chick for short?

Best wishes from *knackeredafterhavingtheDCtodayjustgoingtohaveaglassof
wine*

I went from plimsolls to daps when I moved to Bristol from Northamptonshire.

Snap rosequartz.. I had an Aunt Ethel too. She was blind, and great fun.
Regarding silverfish..... whatever, I'm sure you are great.
From... chickeninabasket... my new (temporary) name.

I remember daps from when I lived near Chepstow. I also remember the blank faces when I moved to Brighton and called them by that name.

I know why, because someone (don't know who) made a rude remark about her previous name.

I had an Aunt Ethel, I was very fond of her.

I guessed it was you, silver/ethel (hence my post on the thread about bugs! )

Nonnie, plimsolls/pumps are called 'daps' here. I had never heard of daps before we moved here; DD2 had a note requesting she take some 'daps' to nursery. Baps?

And I can be kitbag!!

Well, looking at my thighs in these trousers, I'm definitely saddlebags

Can I be money bags please? (if only!)