'Bo Peeps Arms' (formerly Pete's Bar) reopening night

I have it on good authority that there was a misprint on Grabbits beer advertisement and they haven't got Sheepshaggers and Leg Overs but do have a few cheap haggis left over from their January Sale. Sorry to disappoint you papaoscar

Good news from Grabbits, Laydees! Fresh supplies of Sheepshaggers and Leg Overs (Fine old beers, of course!) arrived with the mail. Just right for a quick stiffener after all those steamy doings. Thought occurred to me in the mud bath that perhaps Bo could be persuaded to permit a micro-brewery and/or mini-distillery to open up adjacent to the hostelry. After all, the Ladies has got all the pipework in already. Any ideas for names for the brews?

If I do that I might have more than a missing fillling.

IBS springs to mind

You could try draining the 'empties', merlot!

'Allo Allo' I've just lost a filling on a pork scratching. Any decent Scotch around here or am I too late for some alcoholic analgesia?

Yeah, he's gone down to Grabbits with papaoscar to get his thingy steamed or something, ....... I think

Ah well, at least it'll keep him off the streets for a couple of nights...

why is Pete using the Laydees toilets - though it explains why the seat's always up

Nah Bo, It'll be Pete.
He's always been light fingered and if he's not ticklin' some old trout, he's a dab hand at emptying the Honesty Box (or as he calls it 'my savings account') with a bit of bent wire!
You mark my words! [nudge] [nudge]

Have found the empty Honesty Box hidden in the Laydees toilet, behind the wellyboot machine. From what I remember, there was hundreds, if not thousands of pounds in it when I left on Saturday night Laydees, I fear we may have a light-fingered person in our midst

About papaoscar's slipperiness, of course...!

How do I know WHAT?

How do you know that, Nonu???

You are a one you pAPA slippery as an eel. !!!

Not guilty, M'Laydees! I was attending a lecture at Cosmo Grimes' School of Botanical Brewing and succumbed to the fumes from an infusion of bloater paste and tea leaves. I had to be revived by the application of light massage and a loofah. The culprit, I suspect, is much closer to home and we may have to bring in Inspector Knacker of the Yard's boys and girls. Must dash off now to Grabbits as I hear there's a bogof in the steam room. Could be quite a squash!

Absoutly , we Laydees know how to conduct ourselves !

Well, that's two good reasons not to go in that loo!

Laugh!!!!

I bet he was, what with all that thingy steaming and what-have-you!

(Mind you, I don't think there was that much in the honesty box - it didn't weigh much. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if it had been wafted under one of the loos by a puff of wind...)

OH ANA he wouldn't would he?

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Always seems such an upright sort of chap to me , BUT of course he does frequent GRabbits, and to be frank on the QT you understand, poor dear Mr N was a bit shocked at the going on"s there .

Well, papaoscar did mention something about raiding it...how very dare he enter The Ladies without permission!

It is for Laydees only, after all...

Where's the Honesty Box gone

In the good beer guide , are you havin" a laff MICHEAL !

THank you God She has returned

I was going to search but had to wash my hair .

You go girl, 3 cheers , hip hip , hip hip hurray

Glam do hope you are off that Flamin" mountain, Mr G has been sick with worry he has been phoning me every 30 minutes.

I had 10 different beers from 10 brewerys and 8 were new, one was very poor beer quality , beer needed some filings in it to brighten it up.
Is this pub in the Good Beer Guide.
Mick