'Bo Peeps Arms' (formerly Pete's Bar) reopening night

OH, and some Nuerofen as well they are very good for poorly heads!

WELL BOH,

I have heard on grapevine, you know how gossip gets around, that you were swinging on the Chandelier,so perhaps you took a tumble and banged your bonce!!

Just saying !!

So I am sending you a ((hug))

why is everyone SHOUTING at me

Just passed Macca stumbling down the road waving V signs. Not sure if they're of the 'Peace and Love' variety or the other kind.

The Firemen got called out to The Drunken Duck where the chef had set fire to the kitchen in disgust as all his customers had come here for a good old pie & a pint.
Well done boheminan on your first night 'll pop in later with some goodies for to-night.

Is there any shampoo left? I only got one pint last night then couldn't find the other bottles. Reckon they were given out as raffle prizes. Think I missed the raffle too. Hey ho.

There's some paracetamol and a glass of water here bo - might help.

"SO", by the sounds of things a good time was had by all !!

You all sure know how to PARTY.

Any of that Dom Perignon left ? I could fancy a little later on !!

x

Who stamped on my head last night (groan)? and where are the firemen

Miss Maniac has requested me to enquire about your health this morning. She said she'd heard tales of Old Peculiar.
I've told her that old is a state of mind and she should be used to peculiar in our house.

I saw something the other day which is appropriate " Beer is made from Hops , Hops are a plant so Beer is a salad .
Mick

YAY - WE HAVE LIFT OFF….WELCOME EVERYONE TO BO PEEPS ARMS!!! PETE - where are you???

Miss Maniac has chewed though the twine, inaugurated the bar, pinched several sausage rolls, weeed copiously, told people off for lighting up in the bar adea, ingratiated herself with the locals, drunk out of several nearly empty glasses and pronounced herself Miss Maniac of the bar
I ask you.... would you to tolerate her behaviour?
She has said she's the bar mascot and deserves a photo. I have told her to be gone.

Hello, sparky. If you've brought your magic piano please keep it away from Macca or we'll have 'Hey Jude' going on for hours and hours and hours and.........

Well hello there Bo Peepers can I join you all I`ll bring along some Pringles you sound just the sort of fun people I like.

Just returned from the Drunken Duck , a friendly place but they keep a pig on the bar as an air freshener.

The landlord is a bit worried as he has a feeling Bo Peeps is going to take a bit of his trade.

I think he's been at the Black Sheep bitter I left in the shed. I suppose it's OK for vegans as there aren't any......er......sheep actually in it.

That's what I mean, merlot

If he could hear himself he'd pack it in, Ana.

Yes, that should drown out Macca - I don't think he can hear himself any more due to all that head-shaking in his heyday...

MrsPickle You could also use the bookmark facility, at the top , Customise next to Flip!

Bohemian Rhapsody. In honour of the landlady

Boheminan All the bottled beer is in the back seat of my car,I got a bargain at the cash & carry it sort of fell off a wagon as it was being delivered
I have given up on asking for payment for supplies as there are loads of IOU's still on the spike from when pete was here it was probably a genuine mistake though as he did tend to forget when he had had a few halves.
I've brought in a large pan of scouse and beetroot it went down well last time so help yourselves,mines a large Brandy & Coke easy on the coke please, feet up on the bar is not allowed, will some one tell that ex-beatle bloke in the corner he is certainly out of tune,better still lets have some idea's for the juke box to liven things up. &

Right, puppy's teeth have been filed to precision sharpness for twine chewing. She is having a mad half hour in preparation.

Thank you Elegran. Some forums use the 'View first unread post' and I just wondered if this did.

Phew! Thanks, merlot...

I tied Macca up with it.....Sorry