Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

The corset gave way

The 4 fat men had a wobble.

The three ladies started to squabble

But I'll turn blue if you force it

'Its ok for you pair..'

The third cried "Not fair"

Two crammed themselves into one corset

There once were three ladies from Dorset

And the rams and ewes vote with their feet!

The lions say grace

The tigers sing bass

Frightened, the poor sheep begin to bleat

Whenever the tigers meet

The pussycat/owl sail away!

The parrots do, too

The tiger feels blue

Let's join the meerkats and play

I once heard a monkey say

The leopard said, "Enough of your gripes!"

On really black fur

Blue spots I'd prefer.

Erratum 'cripes!'

And he said to the lion 'cries!'

The tiger had smudged all his stripes

So he hitched a lift with his friend Kate