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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

MiniMouse Mon 01-Sept-14 21:00:56

She blushed red, it was so confusing

NanKate Mon 01-Sept-14 20:56:52

There was a Gransnetter who went cruising.

NanKate Mon 01-Sept-14 20:55:46

Come on Galen we have heard what you get to on one of your cruises. blush.

Now back to the naughty limericks.

Galen Mon 01-Sept-14 20:38:46

Ladies, ladies,
A little more decorum if you please.
We'll have GNHQ police down on us at this rate!
Next one

This depravity has left one quite shocked!shock

louisamay Mon 01-Sept-14 20:29:48

And did one proud Scotsman a favour!

Oops...

Galen Mon 01-Sept-14 20:21:10

One got quite frisky

FarNorth Mon 01-Sept-14 20:14:11

Had three nips of whisky

Galen Mon 01-Sept-14 19:51:25

One lassie was quite a raver

MiniMouse Mon 01-Sept-14 19:48:32

Cheeks reddened as he tossed his caber blush

MiniMouse Mon 01-Sept-14 19:45:50

Galen !!! blush

Galen Mon 01-Sept-14 19:41:44

One sporran was soon arising!

whitewave Mon 01-Sept-14 19:22:48

with bright green eyes

Galen Mon 01-Sept-14 19:08:51

Two lassies he spied

MiniMouse Mon 01-Sept-14 19:07:24

His dog accompanied his roaming

Galen Mon 01-Sept-14 19:04:49

One Scotsman was wandering the gloaming

Galen Mon 01-Sept-14 19:02:53

And don't tread on my five right toes!

Galen Mon 01-Sept-14 19:01:54

And a three four beat

AlieOxon Mon 01-Sept-14 18:17:57

And bright purple feet

Galen Mon 01-Sept-14 16:04:12

With mirth is what one proposed

AlieOxon Mon 01-Sept-14 15:47:08

(You think we can rhyme that??)

papaoscar Mon 01-Sept-14 14:47:53

"With dignity!", Said two senior Hippos

AlieOxon Mon 01-Sept-14 14:41:49

But how do six do it in Tonga?

rosequartz Mon 01-Sept-14 13:57:14

Best with one Gransnetter

Galen Mon 01-Sept-14 13:17:53

The two step was better

rosequartz Mon 01-Sept-14 13:14:41

One could not keep up any longa
(sorry!)