Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

I'd like one in red

Said one panda whose first name was Richie

The alpaca yarn's soft, not itchy!

Like two liquorish-all-sorted candies.

With white blobs on the back

Knitted jumpers in black

Were trying to make friends with two pandas

Two alpacas who lived in the Andes

And soared over the blue ocean broad

Whose four engines just purred

That sleek silvery bird

Had twice had a long flight on Concorde

One elegant lady from oxford

(Improving?)

And twelve acres more for expansion.

A shed for the fauna

With ten bedrooms and a sauna

Two million gold coins for a mansion

No colour, number or animal. Try again

They will use it to buy a large mansion

Gransnetters win gold for their scansion

There was a Gransnetter called Elegran
Whose special ability was to scan
She wrote on the thread
Made it up in her head
And we all thought we wish that we can!

[hurray]

I can scan, Alie but Im outnumbered by mad doggerelists.

Old Oscar the mad rhinosaurus
Whose hide was dark grey and quite porous
Had a goosey delusion
A birdie illusion
But flying proved doubly dolorous

(The thread is going down the pan
And absolutely nobody can scan.....)