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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

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papaoscar Sun 28-Sept-14 12:43:14

Then a young hippo started to samba

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MiniMouse Sun 28-Sept-14 13:22:59

His w-eight made the road start to camber

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FarNorth Sun 28-Sept-14 15:06:01

He cried deer-y me

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MiniMouse Sun 28-Sept-14 16:37:56

Perhaps we should flee (flea)

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papaoscar Sun 28-Sept-14 16:38:33

I really need a pee-pee

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papaoscar Sun 28-Sept-14 16:39:36

((Pipped by MiniM!)

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NanKate Sun 28-Sept-14 16:56:52

But were stopped by a great black Mamba.

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MiniMouse Sun 28-Sept-14 21:56:22

A python had knotted its coils

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FarNorth Mon 29-Sept-14 09:05:10

An adder had come out in boils

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papaoscar Mon 29-Sept-14 09:14:23

A water-snake coughed politely

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MiniMouse Mon 29-Sept-14 11:36:55

A lizard tiptoed lightly

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NanKate Mon 29-Sept-14 12:29:09

A king cobra in danger recoils.

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NanKate Mon 29-Sept-14 12:30:06

Does my bum look big in this ?

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MiniMouse Mon 29-Sept-14 15:48:03

The Wise Owl says, "Don't answer this!"

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NanKate Mon 29-Sept-14 17:44:37

The hippo modelled it quite well.

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FarNorth Mon 29-Sept-14 18:21:10

The rhinoceros as well

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MiniMouse Mon 29-Sept-14 18:36:05

The anaconda just said,"Hiss"

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AlieOxon Tue 30-Sept-14 10:50:06

(Di pom di di pom di di pom di
Di pom di di pom di di pom di

Di pom di di pom
Di pom di di pom

Di pom di di pom di di pom di)

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AlieOxon Tue 30-Sept-14 10:53:10

If I drew a kite on a tortoise

(Yes I know....it can be nonsense and still be a limerick!)

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NanKate Tue 30-Sept-14 12:17:08

And flew it above a porpoise.

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AlieOxon Tue 30-Sept-14 14:25:08

The sky would be blue

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MiniMouse Tue 30-Sept-14 14:51:19

The birds would be too

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AlieOxon Tue 30-Sept-14 20:23:22

Watching out for a rainbow Rolls-Royce!

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NanKate Tue 30-Sept-14 21:27:07

There once was a dino called Saurus.

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papaoscar Tue 30-Sept-14 22:13:35

One of the pretty girls in the chorus

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