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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

papaoscar Sun 21-Sept-14 10:11:39

So William is standing in for Kate

papaoscar Sun 21-Sept-14 10:12:38

(All wrong,will try again!)

papaoscar Sun 21-Sept-14 10:15:06

Blue-blood Will is in Malta for Kate

rosequartz Sun 21-Sept-14 15:27:58

The falcon said ' please don't be late'

rosequartz Sun 21-Sept-14 15:28:39

The Red Arrows go too

NanKate Sun 21-Sept-14 21:31:49

And half of the Zoo.

MiniMouse Mon 22-Sept-14 16:12:23

While fifty percent eat their bait.

AlieOxon Mon 22-Sept-14 16:27:56

Poor Kate is at home being ill

MiniMouse Mon 22-Sept-14 17:40:24

Should have continued taking the red Pill

NanKate Mon 22-Sept-14 17:56:26

Two doctors in attendance.

papaoscar Mon 22-Sept-14 19:24:36

Got sidetracked in romance

NanKate Mon 22-Sept-14 22:02:13

The corgis think a new baby will be brill.

NanKate Tue 23-Sept-14 07:11:02

The autumnal colours are just starting.

AlieOxon Tue 23-Sept-14 13:39:54

The migrating birds are departing

NanKate Tue 23-Sept-14 18:50:07

The shiny brown conkers

MiniMouse Tue 23-Sept-14 18:53:23

Driving small boys bonkers

trisher Tue 23-Sept-14 19:45:10

Their bruised fingers red and smarting.

rosequartz Tue 23-Sept-14 19:47:02

The swallows may be on their way

trisher Tue 23-Sept-14 19:47:29

A little red squirrel once jumped

NanKate Tue 23-Sept-14 19:52:47

When his two young brothers got thumped.

papaoscar Tue 23-Sept-14 21:41:18

Some badgers remarked

MiniMouse Tue 23-Sept-14 22:04:43

The foxes were narked

FarNorth Wed 24-Sept-14 22:41:16

And the owl was totally stumped.

Dale Thu 25-Sept-14 04:51:37

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Anne58 Thu 25-Sept-14 07:48:39

Sod off Dale, doesn't rhyme or scan!