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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

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MiniMouse Wed 10-Sept-14 08:21:06

One pooed on their heads

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NanKate Thu 11-Sept-14 20:16:52

Whilst they sheltered in sheds

('they' giving the impression of more than one, to meet the number criteria)

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rosequartz Thu 11-Sept-14 20:28:21

One cow said 'it's time for some culls'

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rosequartz Thu 11-Sept-14 20:29:25

Three blue birds on the white cliffs of Dover

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papaoscar Thu 11-Sept-14 21:25:07

Two-stepped near the edge and fell over

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NanKate Thu 11-Sept-14 21:36:33

Three eagles just chuckled.

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MiniMouse Thu 11-Sept-14 21:56:28

'Til their six legs buckled

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papaoscar Fri 12-Sept-14 06:21:32

Then tripped on those cows in the clover

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MiniMouse Fri 12-Sept-14 15:34:06

A trip to the Blue Cross for some stitches

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MiniMouse Fri 12-Sept-14 15:35:09

(Too long, try again!)

A trip to the Blue Cross for stitches

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papaoscar Fri 12-Sept-14 19:44:40

Caused two herons to put on their best britches

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AlieOxon Sat 13-Sept-14 09:45:38

They found they were blue

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MiniMouse Sat 13-Sept-14 13:13:56

Of a lavender hue

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papaoscar Sat 13-Sept-14 15:42:44

Which surprised two Airedale cross bitches

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FarNorth Sat 13-Sept-14 16:37:00

There once were a trombone and tuba

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AlieOxon Sat 13-Sept-14 18:49:28

Riding two elephants to Cuba

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papaoscar Sat 13-Sept-14 19:41:11

A large gold trombone

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NanKate Sat 13-Sept-14 22:20:44

And a dog with a bone.

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papaoscar Sat 13-Sept-14 22:37:52

Left a number of geese in a doo-dah

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AlieOxon Sun 14-Sept-14 09:56:52

The tuba fell in a green barrel

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papaoscar Sun 14-Sept-14 13:57:10

waking a frog in bright green apparel

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AlieOxon Sun 14-Sept-14 15:20:14

Six toads ran away

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FarNorth Sun 14-Sept-14 18:01:44

The frog had to stay

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papaoscar Sun 14-Sept-14 18:49:37

But two swans sang a long Christmas carol.

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NanKate Sun 14-Sept-14 18:59:28

Two minions are dancing the tango.

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