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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

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MiniMouse Sat 11-Oct-14 12:14:19

They puckered their two snouts

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papaoscar Sat 11-Oct-14 12:02:06

Who fancied a piglet with dimples

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FarNorth Sat 11-Oct-14 11:45:15

There once was a piggy with pimples

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MiniMouse Fri 10-Oct-14 20:59:52

So he looked for a star to wish on.

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AlieOxon Fri 10-Oct-14 19:15:53

And was his face red!

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NanKate Fri 10-Oct-14 17:34:35

The snake raised his head

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FarNorth Fri 10-Oct-14 15:02:55

As the wise owl explained nuclear fission

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papaoscar Fri 10-Oct-14 04:58:39

The hyaenas laughed off their omission

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MiniMouse Thu 09-Oct-14 23:25:28

Made them all as happy as can bee!

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FarNorth Thu 09-Oct-14 21:51:49

And chocolate snakes

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MiniMouse Thu 09-Oct-14 21:49:10

Two lovely big cakes

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AlieOxon Thu 09-Oct-14 20:39:40

No teddy-bears picnic for me

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MiniMouse Thu 09-Oct-14 18:01:20

The gorillas are coming to tea

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NanKate Thu 09-Oct-14 16:53:18

And a camel whose mum was half Moorish.

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MiniMouse Wed 08-Oct-14 23:51:49

With a choc'late habit

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NanKate Wed 08-Oct-14 21:57:10

A bilingual young rabbit

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papaoscar Wed 08-Oct-14 20:02:36

And a Norwegian cat who was peevish

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FarNorth Wed 08-Oct-14 18:16:11

I once knew a dog who spoke Swedish

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trisher Wed 08-Oct-14 18:01:36

And a spider is holding a phone-in.

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MiniMouse Wed 08-Oct-14 13:14:48

Doggy paddling I hear

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trisher Tue 07-Oct-14 20:50:12

"There's three flies in our beer.

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MiniMouse Tue 07-Oct-14 20:02:37

About six old gits who were groaning

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papaoscar Tue 07-Oct-14 19:59:57

In the pub some old birds were a-moanin

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MiniMouse Tue 07-Oct-14 14:11:36

And some cows joined in for a guzzle!

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papaoscar Tue 07-Oct-14 04:16:52

They were blue summer dayze

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