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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

rosequartz Mon 01-Sept-14 21:03:44

X post!

rosequartz Mon 01-Sept-14 21:04:51

She fell for one's charms

NanKate Mon 01-Sept-14 21:11:04

And stroked his two arms.

AlieOxon Mon 01-Sept-14 21:21:22

Her triplets were just so amusing!

papaoscar Mon 01-Sept-14 22:16:24

One red one, one white and one blue

MiniMouse Mon 01-Sept-14 23:13:15

Three odd socks, what am I to do?

AlieOxon Tue 02-Sept-14 09:45:08

I've got eighteen pairs....

MiniMouse Tue 02-Sept-14 11:49:34

But ten have got tears

NanKate Tue 02-Sept-14 12:18:55

My two left feet said 'boo hoo'

AlieOxon Tue 02-Sept-14 13:42:49

(1) ..Shall we go back down to the zoo?

rosequartz Tue 02-Sept-14 15:09:07

Said the lion to the kangaroo

papaoscar Tue 02-Sept-14 15:52:13

What's old Fred the Gnu gonna do?

AlieOxon Tue 02-Sept-14 16:19:25

There are animals there

Galen Tue 02-Sept-14 16:25:29

A fox and a bear

papaoscar Tue 02-Sept-14 16:50:05

Now old Fred's done one dirty great poo!

FarNorth Tue 02-Sept-14 16:51:57

And a hippo dressed in a tutu

FarNorth Tue 02-Sept-14 16:52:50

I like mine better, Papa smile

papaoscar Tue 02-Sept-14 17:14:37

And in far better taste, FarNorth. You just can't take old Fred the Gnu anywhere these days!

rosequartz Tue 02-Sept-14 17:18:42

Yes, this thread is going down the pan grin

rosequartz Tue 02-Sept-14 17:19:52

Old Oscar the rhinoceros

Galen Tue 02-Sept-14 17:35:47

Was feeling felicitous

Galen Tue 02-Sept-14 17:36:44

Sorry no animal or number

Galen Tue 02-Sept-14 17:39:39

Whose grey hide was fortuitous

papaoscar Tue 02-Sept-14 18:10:02

Thought he was a goose

AlieOxon Tue 02-Sept-14 18:44:05

(The thread is going down the pan
And absolutely nobody can scan.....)