Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

I changed my post and then sent the wrong one! Obviously past my bedtime . . .

(I thought limericks were supposed to a) make sense and b) be funny.
MiniMouse, your line didn't even begin with an 'e'! What a shambles...)

Beachcombers are out on the hunt

Early fishermen follow

Even dogs bark 'hello'

Each passer-by gives me a grunt

(Pipped!)

Elections are now in the offing

Every morning I stroll down the front

(Don't get that - but never mind... 'Twas funny, I thought!)

(Ana - Just following the story line back to the accused, Hayley.....)

( NanKate!)

Dear Nigel you are almost electable.

Downing draughts of some nice beer

(Oh b****r) Doing naughty but nice, dear

You are naughty but nice, dear

(*Alie*, your line didn't make sense at all...)

Despite being less than respectable

Dear darling I find you delectable.

Consider that she's NOT a thief!

(Yours is better MM)

Complaining next day to his brief
Causing everyone so much grief
Can he sort it out?
Could be it's about...

Claim that he was out

Papaoscar It's C for every line on this now then through the Alphabet for each line. Wake up at the back there folks!.

(here we go again! )