Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

Inebriate and idle

In pubs they are quite often seen

In life all Gransnetters are keen

Happy and high as a kite!

Hope it's not a mess

Here's to our success,

Heaven knows I've been trying all night

Here's hoping I'm getting this right

(I will get this right eventually!)

Getting ready very casually

And getting dressed very casually

Gran's wide awake

Give us a break,

Guaranteed to get there actually

Gran's getting geared up gradually

I suspect that one is doomed. I can't twist the words into anything that scans and rhymes and and is full of Fs.

(Let's keep trying !!)

(This is not quite the right rhythm here Folks)

Fearless Fanny flew the five flags?
Forgetting they were frayed old rags
Free the Faeroes she cried
Free fish for tea, all fried
Freedom food all cooked by hags.

(You're right, AO so) Free fish for tea, all fried

(PO you have missed out a line!!!)

Fried fish for free, and five fags!

(Could be worse!)

Free the Faeroes she cried

( in readiness for getting it wrong again! )

Forgetting they were frayed old rags

Fearless Fanny flew the five flags?

(Five festival fireworks for Fearless Fanny, Nankate - but does she fit the tune? Her line goes - Thump di thump di thump di thump instead of Di boom di di boom di di boom di
Say it aloud or sing it to get the pattern)

Fearless Fanny flew the flag (thought I would throw in an alliteration just to be a show off)