Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

Can anyone lend me some money?

[that's not a cry for help, it's the next first line!)

that was a fluent one ...

Blimey dear Gran just give me a minute !

Biscuits and tea

Barmbrack for me

Buns and blackberries all in a punnet.

Bring me hot chocolate with everything on it

And she didn't term herself lady...

Achieved a life that was meet

A previous life on the street

Announced that her life was so shady

A lovely Gransnetter called Sadie.

Ok

As I started this thread shall we do one more with each limerick starting with the same letter and then when we arrive at Z we can start with a limerick a, b, c, etc.

Is this ok ?

(Well, all the rest of the 'limericks' on this thread began with the same letter of the alphabet. Is this round going to be each line beginning with the next letter of the alphabet? Please explain, someone! )

(Not with that, PO?)
(Thought we were doing an alphabetic run here Ana)

Did it take magic?

(What's happening now? Are we doing the same again, or differently, or what? )

(Howzat. AO!)

All of us have a chance of a shout

Comic or tragic

But at the end we will have a shout

Alphabet lim'ricks can catch us out

(We made it that time!)

(Whee!)

Zoologists can't keep them in!

Zingy talc on their 'pits'