Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

(But..the third and fourth lines are far too long for a limerick! They're supposed to be shorter than the other three lines....)

(Alie I think you will need to cut us a bit of slack on this one.)
(I have added a line and deleted a line - sorry Papaoscar)

Maybe it's just an illusion
Merely a quick conclusion
Mind over matter or we'll get fatter
Maybe it's caused by too much batter
More like a lot of confusion

(Doesn't seem like a limerick to me....)

Make do on sarnies and give up the pasties

Maybe it's caused by too much batter

Mind over matter or we'll get fatter

Maybe it's just an illusion

I gave up!

Well, 'L' got so muddled and I was so that I'm afraid I bypassed it & started 'M'!:

My brain's in total confusion

Yes! Did we finish 'L'?

My brain's in total confusion

Licking a chocolate cornetto

Lounging at a Bordella

(I know I should spell it Bordello)

Looking for a fella

(Whichever you want!)

(This is good brain practice even if we get it wrong sometimes!)
(Remember rhyme form - a-a-b-b-a
Remember the length and rhythm of the lines
Keep to the letter for the one we're doing!)

Leaving our messups behind us

Letitia has lost her umbrella

Kudos to those who let it be.

(Nay!)

Kinda best just to press on

Kinda best to ignore them

Aaargghh - sorry, please ignore this. Mind was elsewhere.

Oh, I'll leave them, I reckon

Kitchen chores kinda beckon

Kingcups do smell kinda herby

Kentucky is known for the Derby