Leg Cramp Did OH laugh.

Hi. I've been doing some work in the garden, some of which was quite heavy. Woke in the night with a wicked thigh cramp. So, as you do, I walked up and down the hall to help stimulate. In the bathroom, noticed a 'heat treatment for aching limbs, and applied some cream vigorously to massage the inner thigh, and the cramp subsided. However, lying back in bed , the cream on my thigh began to 'reach the parts' nearest the leg. Wow, did it sting the parts, or what. Had to go back to the bathroom, to douse down to 'as far as possible' with cold water and soothing cream. OH giggled her head off at my extreme discomfort. Ouch!