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Fancy writing a group limerick ?

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NanKate Thu 27-Mar-14 20:29:25

Basic Rules

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

There was a Gransnetter called Polly
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papaoscar Sun 27-Apr-14 13:16:57

He wore sparkly tights

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AlieOxon Sun 27-Apr-14 12:47:18

And met a grandpa who was gay

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papaoscar Sun 27-Apr-14 12:43:18

A granny went pole-dancing one day

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papaoscar Sun 27-Apr-14 12:38:59

He's wearing the wrong old school tie

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MiniMouse Sun 27-Apr-14 11:54:09

Her friends said, "Beware!"

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shysal Sun 27-Apr-14 10:56:16

He has curly hair

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NanKate Sun 27-Apr-14 09:46:51

But fancies this rather nice guy.

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judidoo Sun 27-Apr-14 09:14:50

Sorry. Don't know what happened there.....

I'll try again-

MY cousin has always been shy

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judidoo Sun 27-Apr-14 09:12:06

She said, "You're much too late . Begone!!!"

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judidoo Sun 27-Apr-14 09:11:12

My cousin has always been shy

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judidoo Sun 27-Apr-14 09:10:21

She said, "You're much too late . Begone!!!"

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geeljay Sun 27-Apr-14 00:19:04

When he tried to date her

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Daisyanswerdo Sat 26-Apr-14 23:29:41

But seven weeks later

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Oldgreymare Sat 26-Apr-14 23:20:57

A score she gives all of her men ;)

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NanKate Sat 26-Apr-14 21:37:51

She gave him a score out of 10 ! smile

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Nelliemoser Sat 26-Apr-14 19:37:13

ANA grin A good one!

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AlieOxon Sat 26-Apr-14 19:34:12

(Like it!)

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Ana Sat 26-Apr-14 19:22:31

Cos the chum is the one he last bedded!

(Sorry, coundn't resist wink)

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Nelliemoser Sat 26-Apr-14 19:17:56

Out on the town with her chum,

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AlieOxon Sat 26-Apr-14 19:02:58

Was meeting his mum

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AlieOxon Sat 26-Apr-14 18:29:55

But the only thing that he dreaded

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Oldgreymare Sat 26-Apr-14 16:55:24

His leathers were tattered and shredded

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AlieOxon Sat 26-Apr-14 16:52:02

(Whee!)

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Nelliemoser Sat 26-Apr-14 15:58:20

And he finished off doing a ton!

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AlieOxon Sat 26-Apr-14 15:25:29

(No no no! Rhyme with on!)

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